Dap me up but we use our penises

White people scare me sometimes like what do you mean your mom is your best friend

Trendsetter 😝😝🤩🤩

Sometimes I randomly remember how I probably prevented a school shooting at my high school

Hey guys, I DON’T like yuri. April Fools.

"caught in a bad roma- oh fuuuuuck"

Imagine being a chipmunk and you accidentally shove acorns in your ass cuz you heard you were supposed to stuff them in your cheeks and you got confused

I got a bonerrrr

Who wanna sit in this fucking tub with me and rub my fucking BUTT

I'm talking fucking sexually

I'm talking whoever the fuck wants to get in this fucking thing with me gonna be fucking rubbing my butt with OILS

Holy shit I'm rarely ever on here lmao

Here’s a more light-hearted post for today! Pearlie and Marie seem to have gotten themselves temporarily stuck in the world of Club Penguin, with Marie getting the short end of the stick, being turned into a Puffle. Played some New Club Penguin yesterday since it’s web-based now.

Streaming ddlc today at 4-ish

Probably gonna stream ddlc this Saturday we'll see

I haven't tested it yet but I got hella game they be lining up at my doorstep ong

If anyone wants to use this line for Valentine's Day it WILL work I promise 🙏

Lemme hit shawty PLEEK can I hit

I'm angry. I'm afraid. Worst of all, I'm tired. I have to live day by day, accepting this as the reality that cannot be changed today, tomorrow, or even a month from now.

I don't know, whatever happens happens I guess

I'm not white. My family isn't white. A lot of my friends aren't white, or at least they don't look like they are. Some days I worry that the people I know and love could be detained or killed because they looked too dark to be a legal citizen.

Real talk:

Everything ICE has been doing has me fearing for my safety and my family's and friend's safety at the VERY LEAST. I know I shouldn't be paranoid, but I've found myself afraid to go in public sometimes because of how brazen they can be.

Getting grabbed by my clothes is actually so fucking hot it's hotter than sex and I've had a lot of it (lying)

Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes by

Wolf

[ #art #beastars #legoshi #beastarsfanart ]

Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes by

I wake up, play monster hunter, grab something to eat, play monster hunter, go piss, play monster hunter, jerk off until I get tired, sleep, and then the cycle restarts

Life is good

I've always imagined Yuri being like 5'11 or something so it's weird seeing that I'm only slightly shorter 💀

The power shut off while I was watching a fnaf video that's fucked up bruhh

I think I'm going to start a rebrand....so I'm gonna make this my personal account for all unhinged ramblings and then make an account that's actually dedicated to art, twitch streams, and whatever else

He just like me fr

Real talk time:

The probability of me killing myself in 2026 is greater than 50%!!!! So that's fun

I've seen a lot of art of silly Callie and sad Callie and I find it fascinating