I cannot stress enough that we as a nation are not in the right headspace to handle April Fool's Day this year

Ugh, we were so close to a good ending there.

I had no idea this was a cover! I only know it from the Batman Forever soundtrack.

album cover for a band called GOITSE

did a quadruple take

Any sufficiently complex system has at least one load-bearing trans fur.

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance.

And you know why?

Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time

Eeee thank you!!

I'd like to start with the ladies, but I'm pretty "porque no los dos?" about it. 😂

So, if someone wanted to venture into the land of K-pop for the first time after enjoying KPop Demon Hunters, what artists/songs would you recommend they start with?

(I know some of you have lived here for a while, so I trust your opinions more than randos on the internet.)

Technically you cant rub shoulders with asmongold, you can rub with the sentient layer of filth that cover asmongold but no with the man.

THE SNORT I JUST SNORTED.

The Kennedy Center is our nation’s premier cultural institution. Congress cannot allow Trump to demolish it the way he did his casinos or the East Wing.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

The party is always happy to have you and any fix-it fics you might want to compose, just saying. 😇

The Claire Danes Emotional Scale—most people can do only three or four of these:

Lip quiver
Chin quiver
Lip and chin tremble
Tremble combo with tears
Tremble supreme with bonus snot
Whole Face earthquake
Gently moist sobbing
Extremely wet sobbing
Artful Ugly Cry
O Lawd She Bawling

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

if mary and joseph aren’t approaching your crèche it’s time to move them up! your shepherds are still watching their flocks, of course

The INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES meme, reading "combat sports are inescapably problematic in ways that make them immoral to support and enjoy" and "LMAO KNOCK HIS FUCKING SOUL OUT"

Honestly nice to to see I'm not the only one contending with this

Don't mind me, just taking notes for the next time I need to pray for someone's karmic retribution.

Okay, no more losses this year, my heart is done.

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

This is your doomscrolling rest stop, please enjoy.

Absolutely amazing numbers of people on this app who do not appear to know that voters living in the District of Columbia do not have a governor or voting representation in Congress.

It’s amazing that so many institutions see numbers like this and decide “the message is clear, let’s obey in advance harder”