Ecuadorean retired pirate with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he still has a library book to return. #TheTelegraph

Icelandic beekeeper with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph

Jordanian chef with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because he’s halfway through a jigsaw puzzle. #TheTelegraph

Guyanese electrician with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because his kettle only works in Britain. #TheTelegraph

Ecuadorean chef with multiple convictions for mislabeling Yorkshire puddings allowed to stay in the UK because his goldfish doesn’t travel well. #TheTelegram

Malagasy electrician with multiple convictions for hacking a microwave allowed to stay in the UK because he has unresolved beef with a swan. #TheTelegraph

Togolese taxidermist with multiple convictions for declaring independence from the UK via fridge magnet allowed to stay in the UK because he’s mentoring confused foxes. #TheTelegraph

Bosnian morris dancer with multiple convictions for replacing road signs with limericks allowed to stay in the UK because his favourite lamppost is here. #TheTelegraph

Rwandan yoga instructor with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph

Costa Rican opera singer with multiple convictions for speaking exclusively in Cockney rhyming slang allowed to stay in the UK because his garden gnome has rights too. #TheTelegraph

Jordanian DJ with multiple convictions for petitioning to rename Tuesday allowed to stay in the UK because his houseplant only understands English. #TheTelegraph

German librarian with multiple convictions for offering unsolicited bagpipe recitals allowed to stay in the UK because he once watched Downton Abbey. #TheTelegraph

Argentine accountant with multiple convictions for impersonating a chimney sweep without licence allowed to stay in the UK because his accent is a national treasure. #TheTelegraph

Serbian novelty sock designer with multiple convictions for selling clouds on Etsy allowed to stay in the UK because his emotional support hedgehog needs him. #TheTelegraph

Namibian ferret whisperer with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his horoscope said so. #TheTelegraph

Nepalese retired pirate with multiple convictions for loitering in fake moustaches allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph

Canadian woman with multiple convictions for unlicensed kazoo performance allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph