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Side by side comparison of two screenshots of my phone, one taken at 8:08, the other taken at 8:09. Left pic is on a checkout and under Payment, it says Uber Cash: $0.00. It gives the option to add a promo code. It says Subtotal: $33.90. Uber One Credits -$1.45. Delivery fee is a crossed out 49 cents replaced with a zero. Other fees line has a crossed out $7.80 replaced with $4.23. Taxes are $3.01. Total has a crossed out $45.20 replaced with $39.69. It says "Saving $5.51 with Uber One" Right pic shows my Uber balances as $41.45. It lists Uber One credits as $1.45. It lists Promotion - Uber Eats Only as $40.00 and there is a note that says $20.00 expires tomorrow. Other otpions

I now only have $20 Uber cash that can only be used on UberEats that still won't show up when I check out. Good job, I'll be eating a wholesome meal I make at home and have still never ordered from UberEats.

Okay #UberEats, you almost got me. You said I had $40 in Uber Eats money only and half of it expired today. Let's have some pizza. Except when I went to pay, it says I have no Uber cash at all. Unless I go into my account and then it is still there. Just no way to use it. And half an hour later,

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The symmetry of a turn in the air. Yellow Warblers (Setophaga petechiae) are small birds known for their splendid "circling flight" while building their nest. [📷 Glen Noyer]

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Beautiful!

I see what you did there

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Always thought of it as the blintzes holiday. No cheesecake for me thanks.

a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here in the corner Alt: Scene from Mean Girls where Damien, in a hoodie and sunglasses, is bowing his head hiding after saying "she doesn't even go here". Those words are also in the screen and there are quick cuts to a group of standing high school girls and then to teachers.

Among everything completely wrong with his post, he isn't even Catholic!

And when I get to your restaurant, give me a physical menu. Not a QR code. What even is that?

I feel a lot less bad about asking an Italian friend why the Klan was in The Godfather III.

I'm still coughing aggressively. This is not a logical way of doing things in the long run.

For those who haven't heard, I finally got a job earlier this year. Which is awesome. And I'm grateful. But this is the first time in this century that I've worked for a place that wants me to come in while I'm sick. I just started working. I have no sick days. I have been masked, but

This used to bug my mom to no end. I eventually created an imaginary friend WHO WAS A DRESSFORM so I could dress her with my clothing first and then me.

Even people who claim there is no such thing as normal must admit that some things are abnormal.

Well if it helps at all *I'm* now excited about it. We should probably go to bed.

Perhaps you secretly took tomorrow off from your day job to have a restorative day and it was a secret to yourself?

Hot damn!

People out here just totally ignoring the fact that fewer than 1/2 the Jews in Israel are white.

And that's a follow. I'm proud to know you.

Myself instead of me

In case you need breathing room, you can file an extension immediately and then if you miss the deadline by a day, it isn't a crisis.

Plane, Train, and Car

30 minutes from this point #lga

Okay. In line at LGA. It says 90m from this point. My flight board in 2 hours. I'm feeling good about this. But damn this Republican shutdown.

A good friend converted to Catholicism and seemed legitimately offended when I used the phrase "more Catholic than the Pope" when referring to someone else.

But they'll likely be witnessing ICE doing nothing. Is this a way of convincing people that ICE are harmless?

My flight leaves on Monday from LGA. Planning on getting to airport 4 hours early. Am I being ridiculous and if so, am I leaving too early or too late?

Might as well be "image of document with words on it"

The article is a year old but as far as I can see, the study was never published. It's a bit suspicious.

A math problem for the #adhd crowd: If you leave in the morning with a coat, a bag, and a backpack, decide to go back inside to put on another layer, put down the bag, the backpack, and the coat to put on the extra layer, what are the odds that you will forget the bag when you leave?