Woah Mandela effect I remember it being Iran who was blockading the Strait of Hormuz 🫨

Sorry not to accuse you of bias but can we have the peace talks in Islamagood instead

imagine if your loaf of bread started complaining you were saying you bought it from tesco

emily rudd is so perfect as nami in one piece when i see a picture of emily rudd i think "why does nami have her hair like that"

*wakes up out of 1 week coma*
oh boy i hope i can now purchase tickets to my favourite uk festival

oh FUCK its the ninky nonk

Some places in London called like London Bridge. Yeah I get that. Makes sense. Then some places are called Pimlico. What the fuck is that

WeTransfer showed me a pic of a handsome guy in a sailor hat and then a popup said "are you a woman" and i said no and the pic disappeared

What about a fourth one holding in a piss called Pee No Evil

1 minute into insect loop by lets eat grandma is a soul opening experience

i have since watched more episodes and would like to rescind me calling her fetish bait

🚨🚨 DRAMA ALERT 🚨🚨

The Ninky Nonk has blocked The Pinky Ponk

Make a spin off about his son Chris called Bourne Again: Christian

I don't wanna call gachiakuta fetish-bait but there's a big tiddy goth girl with stinky feet and if you smell her feet you fall in love with her

#animesky

i must stress as an addition that Jenny On Holiday and Rosa Walton are the two artists that make up Lets Eat Grandma

is this mental illness

drafted this tweet twenty years ago

i mean, surely trump cant do ANYTHING he wants. we'll let this one slide as im sure its the worst thatll happen.

rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music rosas teasing new music

i love lets eat grandma so much im the number one grandma guy im the leg man

sorry if this is too vague but im looking for an album by a duo who used to be best friends but between albums fell out and this album is their reconciliation with the first track about their friendship being sung predominantly by one and the closing track sung by the other

tom holland looks constantly astonished at his own luck

DoW using ChatGPT like

I want to drone strike a children's hospital

That's so valid, and brave of you to suggest. Would you like to know their most active times for maximum impact?

Talk about facts and logic

Actually operate in neither

Laugh as your opponent tries to keep up with the Facts and Logic game you were never attempting to play

If I think ACAB I can think the same about the military. Basically, any job that gives you a weapon to use on someone else I think attracts the worst kind of people.

If you were to believe Fairy Liquid from their adverts then they've been getting exponentially better for decades. But if that were to be true surely grease would be eradicated in the mere vicinity of it. n that's not happening is it

Me stoned at 3am watching anime

There was a flashpoint years ago, with DOGE, that there was a real push for Crypto as a finance option, with seemingly growing widespread support

That was years ago. There's still no real world use case outside of crime.

So why is Arsenal allowing themselves to be sponsored by a crypto site

Vince McMahon could be the most "separate the art from the artist" character ever. I can't help but be ENTHRALLED when he's on camera in character. I can't help but be disgusted by the man.

#wrestlesky

venn diagram of people who want to see venezuela, canada, greenland etc all become part of the USA while not understanding Puerto Rico is a part of the USA is a circle