I can't wait to see what prediction markets will be built into the site!

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

In a nutshell. 😊

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Who remembers places It is a picture of Brian and a place

So wait how many of these files were recovered from a maralago bathroom again?

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

It ain't the same...

5 minutes ago I didn't know this person existed, and my life was better.

I am not saying Austin is dead just that Ice Poseidon just drove past me streaming from the bed of a Cybertruck.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet! This is non-negotiable :)

ICE is not about immigration.

ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.

Abolish ICE.

‘SPACEBALLS 2’ is titled ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

It's funny because the swing kills anyone who breaks it.

been seeing lots of headlines about the waffle house teleportation FEMA guy but only just now did i realize he’s also perhaps the single craziest voter fraud guy i ever came across at media matters

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

FIFA faces new crisis as SoFi Stadium workers in LA threaten strike action The union UNITE HERE Local 11 has made a series of demands to FIFA and voiced major concerns about ICE agents around World Cup venues

Thousands of workers are threatening to strike at the Los Angeles World Cup stadium.

The SoFi Stadium plans to host two of the three US Men's World Cup matches, but now 2,000 cooks, servers, bartenders and more may strike.

Their main issue? ICE being present at the World Cup.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Tbh I'm not very savvy about ableism. That said, I feel like assuming *why* someone *could* have *maybe* decided to do something is just speculation. Maybe harmful. Worth ignoring.

Assumptions about what a specific person is capable of are a problem I encounter and confront more often.

black and white cat smoking a cigarette with text below that says (slow heavy metal music playing)

fucking life man

The song is Kimdracula by Deftones.

Yeah I get it. I feel like not being able to tell who was a bot on reddit is what made me stop using it.

That and r/politicalcompassmemes breaking containment in 2021.

Like yes sure we can condemn individuals that go too far. But so much online noise comes from bots, foreigners, and trolls. The real world statistics and anecdotes repeatedly confirm that very little violence comes from the political left.

The talking point just has no teeth.