He looks so serious when shitting his pants

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

What a stupid drawing…the DOW is over 50,000

I can't think of anything less patriotic than allowing a corrupt pedophile to suspend the constitution so he can murder citizens, enrich himself, and imprison journalists.

Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester

Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/

“How dare you criticize the work of Brett Ratner” said nobody ever

Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3 SnakeEater
Tom Clancy Splinter Cell
Shadow of the Colossus
ICO
GTA Vice City
GTA San Andreas
Bully
Devil May Cry
NBA Street 2
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
SSX Tricky
Twisted Metal Black
Burnout Revenge
Gran Turismo 4
Viewtiful Joe
Psychonauts
Prince of Persia SOT…

This looks amazing. Do you do commissions?

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

the norman rockwell standing up at a meeting guy

i think movies should not start 30 minutes after their listed time

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-g...

Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.

The Offerman episode is great.

In his defense he can’t see or hear anything cause his head is shoved up Dump’s ass

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

Cool, now Zuck can watch you jork it

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

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