I’m stuck on the fact that he thought she was there for Pizza. Did she at least get Pizza? She delivered McDonalds but was there a second delivery of Pizza? WHERE IS THE FUCKING PIZZA

I think you are right. I think it’s all going to be ok from now on.

Jesus fucking christ

This is really so true.

Do they have a printer somewhere that makes these women? It’s extremely unsettling.

I’m just tryna blast some horse and ride the dragon but there is simply way too much set up.

I agree it’s way too complicated to learn how to start. I need needles and a belt and shit? What size? I need a fucking lighter and a SPOON? Where am I going to store all of this stuff, should I get a refillable lighter? What kind of soap do I wash the spoon with? Do I need a scale?

0/10 if you are going to force a dog to go deaf, at least do it for something other than a shitty fucking drunk dad cover band.

The coolest part is that none of us can actually afford any of the things they advertise.

Melania Trump’s weird grandma teeth freak me the fuck out.

Or asking why anyone should take him seriously when his brain recently melted and his staffers say he walks around in figure 8s in his office like a broken roomba with dog shit caught in the brushes.

Very true. Just think about how many different men’s (and male animal’s) lungs the air has been in. I’m basically having sex with every man (and man animal) around me 24/7.

Lmfao a genocidal ethnostate that exists only to wage endless war is such a great example of the virtues of “liberal democracy”. The fucking baby is made of shit.

Fucking delusional

Throughly pwned

By who, themselves?

And guess what? I bit my fucking tongue voted for her.

Afterwards? I changed my voter affiliation (I’m in one of those states) from dem to independent.

I’m so sick of seeing this fucking bullshit. Harris had to drop out of the primary in HER OWN FUCKING STATE. Anyone with a functioning brainstem knew she had very little chance against Trump, and her campaign Turbo fucked itself by mailing out goddamn Dick Cheney flyers. These people are delusional.

You know the one I mean right? “Boop boop ding boop booooop booop ding, boop boop ding ding ding boop boop boop boop ding ding boop boop”

And also my McButthole

Yes welcome to 10 years ago

Lmao wait do you mean a map of the Earth…? Oh my fucking Christ

At least they will be playing that Gotye song on the marimba in line while everyone waits.

I do it to people at work when I’m talking about my wife. It lowers their guard and makes them think I’m mentally and emotionally stunted, jokes on them because I peaked in 2009 which is WAY after Borat came out

They can draft my McPenis

Become pwned

That’s actual French

Like just the reddest guy that could possibly exist rationally

Sounds sexy. Im going to need a full and immediate debriefing.