34 yrs ago today I was in the middle of that! WHAT. A. NIGHT. #mercuryphoenixtrust #freddiemercury #Queen #WembleyStadium

Indeed!

RyanAir: “I’m afraid that if you want any apostrophes that’ll cost you another £40”

This little rascal has just been digging up the plant pots on the patio!

To be fair, who wouldn’t if they had the bunce?

The gay pose in question they help them with…

Anything by Terrance Dicks kept me reading under the covers night after night....he’s an unsung literary hero - like Enid Blyton or Roald Dahl for a generation of kids, especially boys that struggled or were reticent to pick up a book, in the 70s and 80s.

☹️. Keep searching if you can…it’s superb

The only audiobooks where mispronunciations are acceptable - nay required - are any of the Alan Partridge ones such as ‘Nomad’.

My circles, ever decreased

There once was a guy in the States
Who bulldozed the White House estate
A room for his balls
But will be filled with tools
And obvious peddlers of hate

Well clearly the AI one will more closely resemble a human being!

Oh he’s got broader ambitions than just bringing your country down - he’s aiming to destabilise most western and Middle Eastern countries too!

It was! And with a little uplift of his thumbs with hands interlocked on his lap too! 😄

‘That’, not ‘who’, surely?!? (Unless it’s a known, named pet fox!)

I nearly ran Chesney Hawkes, Roger Daltrey & Kenny Sansom over as they crossed the road in front of me at Wembley Stadium as they went going in to the 1993 FA Cup Final (I was just parking to see Bon Jovi at Wembley Arena the same day! #totp

I stated listening to the podcast in 2020 during Covid and just loved it instantly! 👌😄👏

Oh that’s a shame. For me, it’s a brilliant job…no ‘artistic’ meddling to add or take anything away, unlike the 1st one there’s no vocal auto tuning, & the drum parts are now fully identifiable, & the whole mix just sounds ‘uncovered’ & alive but nothing sounding unbalanced vs the original mix.

Can’t offer crude oil in afraid, but I have some relatively fouled-mouthed mustard you can buy if you like?

Meh…

Definitive improvement on those that wear flip flops to work.

I’m now wondering if you’re near me…I’m in Wild Boar territory!

Caught them supporting Extreme in London in 2023! 👌

Gonna adopt Trump’s stance now. Start by shitting my pants, then throw shit at neighbours’ houses. Then I’ll clean up my own pants, leave my neighbours to deal with their clean up, then claim I’m the best shit-clearer-upper ever, ignoring there was no shit to deal with before I started shitting.

There’s not even a pretence that it’s even a backhander these days - it’s a bold as brass front hander…

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