Catch EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR YOUR MONEY with a Q&A and book signing from @benmckenzie.bsky.social on Tuesday, April 21 at Princeton Garden Theatre. Showtime 7pm
Snag tickets 🎟️ here:
The dollar dog at Safeco Field for Mariners games. In the kids corner.
Gold sickness. Tolkein named it Smaug.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
so tim apple steps down just as tim onion adds another tim? onion tim ascendant
Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news
Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying
Gross
OMG I just found this
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
I have no idea what the hell that is that attached itself to this skeet. 🤣
This. He is running for the Senate for crying out loud. He absolutely knows what he’s doing and if he keeps doubling down, that’s a choice.
Just….yuck…
Yikes on bikes of course I had to go read it.
Its just the jacket tho, right?
I can't emphasize enough how urgent this is. Every day that *hospitals* our out of basic medical items is a day that Lebanese civilians *will* die in the streets.
It's not like the bombing has stopped.
@distributeaid.org is organizing an emergency airfreight shipment at the end of the month.
We'll post a needs list later this week. In the meantime please connect us to any potential donors of medical supplies / equipment.
donate-aid@distributeaid.org
You can also donate to cover shipping costs.
Just read the horrific story about the baby emperor Penguins drowning because they don’t have any ice flow to survive for the 8 to 9 months It takes their waterproof feathers to grow in. There was a huge chick die off and it may cause their extinction. 🥺
This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.
I just saw another post saying the same woman was saying she was a DoorDasher from Nevada last year during a press conference. What gives?
Not one peep.
For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.
Workers I spoke to are pissed.
It seems to me like Bluesky is really taking off recently. It’s having a growth spurt I think.
I’m going to post a lot more original content here now.
I help save street dogs in Thailand and try to post content that is uplifting and that will make you smile!
The old dogs are my fav ❤️
Bot
A app where you bid to humiliate your friends by hiring JD Vance to show up and endorse them in a CyberTruck.
I know we’re all shocked that man conceded without sending sex criminals to assault police and shit in the halls of a capitol building.
Manitol was the scourge of tie 80’s rock scene. Overheard in an arena bathroom OKC “ if I had known all I needed was a clean coke hook up. I could’ve saved myself a lot of lipstick to get this backstage pass”.
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
Big Ben Bussy
