I was Schrödinger's straight in high school

I just cried completing a Roy Morgan survey. How’s your day going?

I have a room. It’s my office at work. It has no windows. It is not the beach

I see you go to the beach while I’m at work 👀

😍🥰 Fat fairy 🥰😍

white boy with a moustache lying on a beach towel on the sand with his hairy norks out

back to work tomorrow, so beapch today

Your work is vastly better than my paltry daubs. The composition is so clean. The colours aren’t muddy. You’ve been intentional about putting more detail into your foreground subjects. And that frog has so much personality. Your creativity inspires me. You’re a superstar!

🥰🥰🥰

Nope. Shut it down! Keep your hands to yourself, grot

I was hoping for a scrag fight

I thought I was your dream man

A drawing on a post-it of a fat, naked, bearded fairy, with fairy wings

Fat fairy
#LookAtMyDoodle

I love this and you

A photograph of a white hand holding a half-eaten red plum

I bought one (1) red plum and it was delicious

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

A photo of a lake with mountains and a slowly setting sun in the background and grass and trees in the foreground

The lake near my home: Sometimes the universe just wants you to know it’s made something cunty and slay

The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — sitting in sunlight

“No matter what I do with my hair, it keeps falling in this really chic way.”
— Fleabag

I’ve recently finished the book. Are you telling not to watch the movie?

Sketch of a Green Man motif by 13th century Frenchman Villard de Honnecourt

Drawing on a post-it of the same Green Man motif

Eat your asparagus!
#LookAtMyDoodle

As the beatles said baby you’re a rich man

It’s nice to finally get a diagnosis. I feel seen, you know? I hope there’s a treatment

Why would I lie on the internet? That’s, like, one of the MAIN sins

the high value currencies of bluesky are nudity and insanity, devastated to be shy and normal

A photograph of a boyfriend-shaped monster — white, moustachioed and 34 — standing in front of a sign that says TOXIC

must get rid of toxic in the community
@didge.bsky.social

The poster for the movie UNDERTONE

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs UNDERTONE? This 🇨🇦 horror movie has Catholic guilt and long silent treatment from a disappointed parent … so it’s not the least gay movie ever, but it’s not actually gay

It wasn’t flawless, but I was engaged and scared. It used audio effectively to unsettle in a way that felt original

A drawing of a fat, green toad on a yellow post-it

A painted zenga entitled “Toad” by Matsumoto Hoji, from around 1785

A very quick drawing of a toad, copied from “Toad” painted by Matsumoto Hoji around 1785
#LookAtMyDoodle

A photograph of 5 bin chickens standing near a wheelie bin

A likely place for them to be

But it could be with practice

If you think art isn’t political, you aren’t paying attention

A drawing on a post-it of an orange cat licking its own arsehole

A drawing made by Villard de Honnecourt in the 13th century of a cat licking its own arsehole

A 13th century French cat licking its own arsehole
#LookAtMyDoodle