I'm sitting in the doctor's office and just laughed out loud

Nah this ain't happening. He would be too worried about discovery

Yes they are working on it. bluesky account announced it

Neil Degrasse Tyson should be careful when he is talking about astrophysics.

- JD Vance

A plate? I eat soup out of a bowl

Men who sexually assault women should be castrated.

Prove me wrong

No, and I've heard of it but don't know much about it

MS too

A bag of Wegman's pink Himalayan salt and vinegar chips along with a box of Fremont fish market. Wild caught breaded fish sticks. I'm eating my fish and chips tonight

What's for dinner? Fish and chips of course

That would be hilarious

I'll go in his place and I only asked for a quarter of that

There is no way Trump is writing his tweets. He is not mentally capable of constructing coherent thought, and surely can't speak well as we have witnessed.

I just saw that episode last week

Who brought their kids there? Epsteins associates?

He needs a throat punch

Wait a minute now

Can we get a regime change?

He has no self awareness

Everyday I ask this

What's the most annoying thing to hear?

John Sauer and RFK Jr in a debate.

Listening to Sauer’s voice anytime he’s before SCOTUS is like nails on a chalkboard Jesus fucking Christ.

Noems husband crossdressing means absolutely nothing to me. In fact out of the two of them he may be the most normal.

What I find offensive is that after all the disgusting and depraved things Noem has done, she’s trying to appear like she appalled at this information.

She’s the real monster.

Exactly.

Randomly remembered this:

How many Lowes could a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

You just need more coffee

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Yeah it sounds so amazing. I hope I can make it there this year

Coming home to a dog who is so happy to see you that he audibly farts is the best thing ever! 🤣

I did that the other day poured myself a nice brand new hot cup of coffee smelled delicious and man. I get over to the table. I go to set it down and I totally missed or something and it spilled all over

It took me a second to figure out what I was looking at