Tasneem's three children; Hasan, Rafif and Alma.

My dear friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, livelihood, and security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in urgent need.

Please give to Tasneem and her family. And find and help others. ❤️🙏

chuffed.org/project/1587...

and they're weak on crime

oysters need to get their act together as food

not the point but oysters seem inefficient as food

cute the way they have little lips around their, um, beak hinges

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

is it because it looks extremely nazi

!*

*slides out of MEAT*

well, you were

you're a morrisons store manager not fucking daredevil

'it's political correctness gone mad'
'you can't even tackle people to the floor these days'

Morrisons store manager says he was sacked for tackling shoplifter Sean Egan says the repeated shoplifter became aggressive while being escorted from the supermarket.

yeah because tackling a shoplifter is too much force www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

one word: rocket league

sex pest glasses and yellow teeth, he'll have needed those oysters

some kind of escalation incoming then

Iran’s Supreme Leader has given the green light for the Iranian negotiating team to travel to Islamabad. -Axios

view-master 3d viewer

also a little bit

it's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't have a guy who exclusively fucks things up

“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”

- Harry Truman

As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true.

It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.

Get ready to take to the streets of Japan in style with the vibrant Forza Horizon 6 Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller and Headset! Launching on May 19 alongside the game.

'Life's so expensive': The workers juggling three jobs to make ends meet While UK unemployment is at a five-year-high, increasing numbers of those in work have more than one job.

'Life's so expensive': The workers juggling three jobs to make ends meet

um yeah they're your films

is it making it £0, because if it's £50 a year or whatever they can fuck off

ouija*, it wasn't me anyway it was a spirit with language difficulties

all I'm saying is if he thinks he's going to get a pardon he better have a really good ouiji board

I think it's a fairly safe one that you're right

it is unhealthy, though I've considered it too

why do things like this never happen to me

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