narpy is the woody Allen of furry spaces

applying for new jobs tonight

I wanna clean my place, I wanna make good ass food, I wanna beat pragmata, I wanna watch something super fun. I just don’t wanna work for a couple days

I’m so hyped to do nothing for 3 days

i hope for all these people’s sake, that movie is immensely unsatisfying and makes them have an existential crisis about wasting their lives on a worthless piece of theory bait

there’s literally digital circus people on Twitter with 20k followers who say shit like

“you guys aren’t taking dooble’s abuse seriously enough”

“Jangle should be having more screen time”

“gooseworx is an irresponsible creator”

chubby grey doggie posing nakedly by a window-like block of colour

same doggie with a blue striped sweater on. there's a basic sky and building scene out of the window

been meaning for a while to work out an stylistic approach that feels painterly/collage-y while feeling consistent and straightforward to produce

naked ranzo for scale, as usual

new criterion titles are so fire

if I get fired in the next month I’m just gonna cut all my ties and move to NY and start my life over

made my own homemade garlic butter for French bread, it was delicious but holy shit my stomach hurts dude :(

crossin my fingers 4 that state of play

CRITERION WISHLIST FOR REMAINDER OF 2026

-The Ladies Man 4K
-Manhunter 4K
-Kubrick B&W Boxset
-The French Connection 4K
-Hellzapoppin’
-The King of Comedy 4K
-Mother 4K

if anyone knows where i can find a fire ass cement gray men’s bomber jacket plz lmk

fan art (洞窟物語, Cave Story)

tried to not repeat games, some of these entries could've showed up 4 times lol

idk, I just think it’s kinda neat!

Jennifer garner might be the most unlikable actress ever

Gen X and Baby Boomers should unironically be treated like cattle

i was hardcore chudmaxxing in high school lolol

looking at porn during work

it’s crazy this isn’t photoshopped, like his lips are literally just that pretty

tomorrow is the Cannes lineup announcement so hyped

connoreatspants social media is like 2013 Wendy’s twitter

hell