Dada is on that goofy mess

lmfao

Crumbling weebis

This is the funniest shit in the world

The final season of Trump damn...

I forgot that I told myself to stop caring about stuff

"I'm waiting for the hardest fart"? Is that what that guy just said in that song?

This boy attacks me every time I go down the hall during his rowdy hours

with mango cheeto poopooweenie still shitting his diapers? lol yeah sure I'll get right on that

same crap but now some of it is sewn together

up date

I wouldn't know I didn't actually listen to anything she said I just laughed at the brat memes

yes but have you considered that I wanted the lady no one wanted to be president to win and it's your fault she sucked a fucking ass hmm

I'm not liking this one out of respect

go ahead. I won't fight back. I don't want to hurt you

I've inherited a factory where you create your own freak

After I become fluent in Chinese I'm never going to speak English again

you think that's pooter you're breathin?

House Bunny Lore: Pooter or Pewter?

Time to obliterate what's left of my brain

I think I would rather go home in this instance

@introspectre.darkwo.ke

one time my friend said I was like bruce willis in unbreakable because it turns out it's not normal to repeatedly get in car accidents without injuries and freak out doctors when you tell them a chunk of glass in your hand doesn't hurt. this was a big clue for the doc that told me I had the tism

"EAT SHIT AND LIKE IT"

getting the track list for pornography a song on each knuck

Well in that case your stuffed.

cool lil skink hanging out on some pavement. its copper/orange color with an orange ass head

Hello fucker

I have been found guilty of being a chuckle fuck.

I have had enough of these chucklefuck twatwaffle shitballs

Didn't set the temp on my heater so I'm coming home from work to a nice toasty 90° 😎