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Heil Hitler
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Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial
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Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro
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Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu
During the 1980s standup boom, I did so many jokes about O.J. Simpson murdering his wife. "Too soon!", the booing crowd complained.
In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"
he attempted a coup, live on TV and social media, in 2021. and the greatest legal minds in the country decided "let's just hope he goes away quietly" was the best strategy to deal with him. it's actively humiliating to be a part of this country
with all this talk, they should've called them "shgeese." they should've, they should be called "sheese." instead of being called "geese" on account of because of how much bc they're being talked about so much all the time, instead of being called that what they should've been called instead was "sh
realest shit I've ever read
beautiful! I'm not handy enough to do repairs but I've been dreaming about getting my hands on a PEN E E S for a while now (largely due to the name)
full shiny flabebe team elite 4 win or you got no balls
IRELAND: A man climbed onto the wing of a U.S. military Lockheed C-130 Hercules at Shannon Airport and struck it with an axe, causing “extensive” damage before being arrested, authorities said.
Next time they go to space they should bring back several stones with notched grooves representing the four elements. The fifth element? Why, Love of course.
ben folds foddy
is this an AI image
mustang wanted getting into film photography, trying to bring a 16mm camera with him on a climb and instantly dying
He failed to put Trump in prison for an insurrection that I watched happen on tv. Absolute slam dunk for Bidne to jail Trump. Now we can thank Biden's incompetence for Trump being back.
I think pretty much everyone in America has this blood on their hands lol. Glad you're not worried about it though
do you seriously think that blood isn't on your hands because you said Vote Kamala lol
days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021
if you've ever bought American pistachios this shit is YOUR FAULT
BREAKING: In recognition of the unfortunate loss of both college basketball teams, Ned Lamont declares the coming weekend to be Darn It That's Too Bad That Huskies Lost But We Should Still Say Go Huskies And Great Job Basketball Capital Of The World Weekend
kikis delivery service is a movie about how if you aren't sure what to do or where to go in life, you should find a pregnant woman with a job and make her deal with it
that one coworker at the troll farm in moscow who's too woke: y'know showing up and working before 9am actually harms all of us more than it does you good. you need to learn about solidarity
you can't get too mad at a guy who's too fired up on Connecticut Is the Basketball Capital of the World and the UConn Basketball Student-Athletes Are the Best and Most Talented in the Nation, So Let’s Support Our Huskies in Bringing the NCAA Championship Trophies Back Home Where They Belong Weekend
Garcia ripping into Traffy
@nedlamont.com @ctpublic.bsky.social @uconn.bsky.social @sheikneedle.bsky.social
I need a hat that says "I got this hat on Connecticut Is the Basketball Capital of the World and the UConn Basketball Student-Athletes Are the Best and Most Talented in the Nation, So Let’s Support Our Huskies in Bringing the NCAA Championship Trophies Back Home Where They Belong Weekend"
a single issue voter? heh. no. I have a girlfriend. no I actually do. no lol I mean she lives in—no she just wouldn't answer the phone right now lol c'mon man the hell. no, I'm not single. I don't even vote
we like to joke about xi saving us, but in reality he should wipe every single one of us out, just to be safe
the speech bubble boner was so insane
"This is the most unpopular war in American history. We have to end it". Oh my god, how high school brained are you? Unpopular people or things are bad and we should end them? Boy, the cool kid bullies never stop bullying.
you don't need chatGPT to help your write emails, you just need xanax
