BOM

God forbid a woman have hobbies.

I’ve had one or two of those in my time. Not from a frog though that’s a new one.

He should keep making bizarre Mario Kart analogies that don’t quite work. That should be his Thing. Because it would be great if the GOP were constantly furious at the Mario Kart Guy. (We already have AOC, the Among Us Lady.)

PENNY

I mean, I’m willing to believe that there’s better and worse judges at the appellate court level, sure.

I’ll repeat the offer I made the last time you announced this: I’ll give you $1000 straight up for the tiny bullhorn

Lawyers keep telling me “no actually [this or that conservative justice] is actually a brilliant legal scholar” and idk man it seems like a reasonably bright 8 year old could do the job.

Sure, I just mean you’re making up a guy to get mad at, who is much smarter than the guy you’re actually mad at

Yeah and like I said I don’t think he’s even a pure pitbull. I think you’re right, it’s bad policy based on pitbull as a synecdoche for “big and scary”, similar to “assault rifle”.

Talia’s gonna get banned for TroublesPosting

I know one pit bull. I think he’s actually a mix with some even larger breed. He’s a total sweetheart but he’s the one dog I know that I don’t let play with me without making him take time out to calm down, because this dog could absolutely accidentally kill me just by getting too excited.

They’re not thinking that far into it. There’s that extra angle when they’re talking about Platner, sure, but it’s literally just trying to retroactively trick you into thinking the Musk thing was the same as this, and you’d didn’t actually see a video of Musk doing the whole motion with his chest.

You merely adopted autism, I was born here, molded by it.

JIM CAVIEZEL is JAIR BOLSONARO in: EVERY EPISODE OF HOUSE AT ONCE

The part in (I think?) the third movie where the rebels dynamite a hydroelectric dam put me on Snow’s side; these savages are now just destroying for the sake of destruction.

No, the 4th one is full of 90s Disney villains.

Yeah but based on zero evidence other than what an incredible Own Goal he did

The one that explicitly compared the VA redistricting to Jim Crow era voter suppression (why???? because it was the Democratic Party in both cases? I think??) is the most nakedly and offensively dishonest political mailer I’ve ever seen. “John McCain’s black daughter” level

“American who has to deal with and clean up after Bond’s bullshit” is an inherently interesting guy.

NEESY

McCarthy managed to completely discredit the idea of actual Soviet infiltration or influence.

Right, Sam is canonically extremely heterosexual.

Didn’t Lincoln compare Tsarist Russia unfavorably to the slave states in terms of freedom, during the Civil War?

John Roberts has created the Partisan Court from the famous book by John Roberts, Don’t Create The Partisan Court.

There was supposed to be refund checks for all the money DOGE saved!

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This is like the time I was explaining what the “Mandela Effect” is to someone and it became clear that they were under the impression that Nelson Mandela had died in prison.

To be fair, thermostatic public opinion *is* a huge pain in the ass and makes one doubt the seriousness of the polity.

Gonna get that windmill built so poor Boxer can rest, any day now.