And every other sane person.

Good pup.

That won't be the last public bathroom with his name on it.

"Great news everyone, I'm not on the BBC news about my failure to pay tax."

Merlin, from Cornell University, available from your App Store.

Bacon seeds

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

I like my pies hot and crusty.

Enjoy!

The mantra of modern management:
Suck up,
Punch down.

Or red ones?

That’s a bit complicated for a couch shagger.
He’d understand better if the Pope just told him to Fuck off.

Several sandwiches short of a picnic.

Fukkety bye 👋

BooFukkenHoo

It’ll be down the back of the sofa with the loose change.

Morning Mark ☕️

Farage's visit to Scotland is one of the rare occasions when the most irritating living thing in the country isn't midges.

Morning all!
Tea, coffee, pastries anyone?

Morning Caz, yes please.
Toasted fruit tea cake?

Best plug it in quick!

Good morning Ian, indeed it is!

Morning Ted, that looks grand.

By post?

Well played, well played!

Every picture tells a story …

Sorry to read this Russ.

Good morning Mark