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When your computer beeps unexpectedly, be sure to give it a little kiss on the monitor, or pet the flanks of its case. An unusual beep is a classic sign of silicon-based distress, and prolonged existence without reassurance can easily lead to null point errors & mutation. If they're sad, you're sad.

2 months ago 45 6 1 1

Water is amazing. Called forth to serve from the depths, it comes into your life when you need it most. At one's beckoning, it flows to the side to perform tasks, to be devoured, to share a portion of existence. Our shapes are now more water than not. What more could one expect from one's familiar.

3 months ago 11 2 0 0

This petrichor breeze
Dancing white petals call forth
Vernal snow in bloom

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

She crowed, "Change the world!"
And the soft world kept changing
Its flux undisturbed
By rash haste to leave her mark
But her note joined a chorus

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 1

Oakmoss-scented heat
The dawn's crescent smile beckons
Solar reflection
Night fades; quiet, reflective
And the sun always rises

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

"Hey, what's your Facebook?"

She gave a quizzical smile. "Oh... I've never had a Facebook. Haven't you heard the old tales? 'Take nothing, eat nothing. Do not touch it; it will bite your fingers. Never speak your true name, for such things hold power. Their gifts twist serpentine in your hands.'"

1 month ago 7 2 0 0
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A WELL-PRESERVED SECRET The vegetable lamb of Tartary did not bleat when bound by its hind legs, nor when verdant blood spilled from its neck into wineskins and jars. More fruit than beast, its flesh, ground with peppercorn ...

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The vegetable lamb of Tartary did not bleat when bound by its hind legs, nor when verdant blood spilled from its neck into wineskins and jars. More fruit than beast, its flesh, ground with peppercorn and mandrake root, was stuffed...
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1 month ago 29 15 0 2

Some leaves rake back.
Is it really worth the risk?

3 months ago 19 3 0 0

ILLEGAL, BUT NOT FORBIDDEN:
The Vizier. If the vizier is adjacent to its king, flip a coin. On heads, remove the Vizier from the board, damage it beyond recognizability, and dispose of it in a suitably ignominious manner.

2 months ago 27 6 1 0

Something in the woods loves you. The thought bubbles up like frantic springwater in your mind as you examine your latest gift. Bones bleached white like fresh fallen snow lay carefully arranged on the forest-facing threshold of your home like an altar, nestled between scarlet honeysuckle flowers.

2 months ago 7 4 0 0
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A doorbell entirely encased within a sheet of ice

A doorbell entirely encased within a sheet of ice

She didn't deserve this. She wasn't a narc! She didn't even have a camera! Not like those heartless Ring doorbells.

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

Oh this is like half of the plot of A Closed and Common Orbit

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After the ache in me brushes lips with the ache in you, we leave these truths spoken to drift in a world of ghosts.Our shades float ever onward in the hopes of resonating again, the vital songs animating us erupting into vibrant color upon finding kinship pulsing through a soul, a community, a dream

2 months ago 4 2 0 0
a couple sketches of a generic furry character cuddling with a rainbow worm serpent creature

a couple sketches of a generic furry character cuddling with a rainbow worm serpent creature

last night i dreamt i was in love with a giant rainbow worm. i miss them

#myart #art #worm #furryart #weirdfur

3 months ago 1144 301 11 1

This is, of course, the source of the parental reply, 'And so we must clean it again, lest the dust learn to speak with your tongue."

Much wisdom is held in superstitions; it has been well recorded that changelings often have close ties to cluttered homes, though no original has hence been found.

2 months ago 14 5 0 0

Children often bemoan the effort involved in cleaning, and while the oft repeated exuse that 'It will just get dirty again' is true, it misses the point. Shed skin, scales, and claw filings are potent catalysts, and many creatures have had their accounts hijacked by a homunculus wearing their voice.

2 months ago 8 3 0 1

In the brittle minutes between the core of the sun vanishing over the horizon and the last golden crest of twilight, duskmotes diffuse into the atmosphere. Among the intrepid bordersingers, these fey entities are coveted above all else, as they permit one to play a single note for the divine ego.

2 months ago 2 1 0 0
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Fluffiness UP #ralsei #deltarune

2 months ago 1431 289 10 0
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

3 months ago 6051 1855 101 121
So hey, if it turned out your partner was a weirdo, what would you do?

So hey, if it turned out your partner was a weirdo, what would you do?

Run away
โœ”๏ธBecome a weirdo too

Run away โœ”๏ธBecome a weirdo too

Yeah. Yeah, you know what? You're absolutely right.

Yeah. Yeah, you know what? You're absolutely right.

I'm gonna live. I'm gonna give in to my desires, my impulses.

I'm gonna live. I'm gonna give in to my desires, my impulses.

words of wisdom from moon

3 months ago 866 436 2 5
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We all know that exercise is important, and many among us even rise early to walk the muscles, but how many of us take the time to rebraid our sinews, or to truly wash our marrows? Modern life leaves us with little time for grooming, and it's all too easy to allow our viscera to develop taut snarls.

2 months ago 5 1 0 0

Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
โ€œYour old name is not your king.
I rename you โ€˜Everything.โ€™โ€

[The poem "Clergy" originally published in the collection Love Notes from the Hollow Tree by Jarod K. Anderson] #poetry

8 months ago 133 24 3 1
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

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Handsome young man seeks
Decadent summer luncheon
My downstairs neighbor

8 months ago 9 1 2 0

Your wide, shining smile
Always eager, ever keen
Still, straining at the seams
Swollen shape in calm repose
Squeaking rubber's languid prose

3 months ago 1 1 1 0
A tray of homemade pretzels, fat and salted

A tray of homemade pretzels, fat and salted

Ah pretzels.The most basic of alchemical creations. Sheaves of edible grasses ground fine form the dough for these delectable treats. Bound firmly into a sigil to prevent the yeast's escape, they are painted with a solution of potash to catalyze their rubedo transformation into crispy deliciousness.

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

I love the delicious, intricate alchemy of baking~

I think today calls for homemade bread and some lentil soup! Maybe with some dried mushrooms to rehydrate in the broth and bacon or even lamb added, hmmm

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
Scrumptious fluffy breakfast

Scrumptious fluffy breakfast

Wheat, cream, eggs summon
Homunculus Delicious
Dutch babyโ€”Rise! Rise!

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A sunset washing everything in shades of red

A sunset washing everything in shades of red

Our world of flames. A ruby portrait frozen in glistening amber. The horizon's grin is a gleaming golden slash between the rich sienna sky and a landscape washed in a deep rose hue. The final embers of the lingering day flicker, but their dying majesty stains the world, if only for a brief moment.

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