((hugs))

Yep. Apple products have about a three-year shelf life on average.

Yes, because the only answer is to buy a new phone with more storage and a faster processor.

Obsolescence. It’s a thing.

🔥🔥🔥

I just finished the audiobook which was incredible. So excited for the film (I’m going next week with my book club).

In case anyone is wondering what parenting is like:

My child: (shouts something unintelligible at me)

Me: Do you have socks?

Child: …

Me: Why don’t you have socks?

Child: …

Me: I told you to get socks.

Awesome opportunity from The Grey List and @pagecraft.bsky.social!

Very cool!!

🎉🎉🎉

Thank you so much!

Fandango: www.fandango.com/twisted-2026...

Amazon Prime: www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

Twisted - Apple TV A surgeon has terrifying plans for a captured con artist.

Apple: tv.apple.com/us/movie/twi...

The official poster for the new movie TWISTED, all red featuring Lauren LaVera upside down on the top half, the top of her head melding into that of Djimon Hounsou, in a doctor’s coat and holding up a scalpel, with the word TWISTED in white letters across the middle and the tag line DO NO HARM.

Horror fans! TWISTED drops today on VOD!

It was an amazing experience co-producing this incredible film in Connecticut.

Links to buy or rent below.

🎉🎉🎉

kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah . Alt: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .

Child: (sees ad for new Muppet Show)

Child: Mom! Can we watch this tomorrow night?

Me: Are you asking permission to watch THE MUPPETS??

No permission needed.

If they ban whistles switch to cowbells. It'll be fun for all the Gen Xers.

Because we need more cowbell.

A screenshot from Instagram account @nameswithsteph showing a blonde woman (Steph) in the corner against a coral background. Text reads: Name Order: Country Cool Boy Combos: Cooper Gage Garrett Malone Harrison Jude Jack Delano Keegan Charles Roscoe Hayes Sterling Trent Wayne Alexander

#scriptsky If you’re ever stuck on character names, check out naming consultants on Instagram. I would 1000% use all of these names.

LOVE ALWAYS WINS.

A rewrite on one script, and a completed first draft on another. 2025 was not my best year when it came to finding time to write.

If you see this, post an archer.*

* Archeron. #iykyk

Let me just say it again: he can’t cancel the midterms. Elections are administered by states.

He can’t do it. Stop telling people he can do it.

Telling people their votes don’t matter based on absolutely false fantasizing by the demented sociopath is doing the work of voter suppression for him.

'Twisted' - See 'Terrifier' Star Lauren Lavera in Trailer For First Studio Movie! Trailer for Darren Lynn Bousman's latest horror entry, Twisted, which features the studio debut of Terrifier franchise star Lauren Lavera!

TWISTED trailer just dropped!

I would send a thank you email anyway. There’s a chance they just had someplace else to be and there’s no harm in being polite - and it could leave the door open to more in the future.

So I didn’t have “war with Europe over Greenland” on any bingo card because it is absolutely bonkers insane.

Perhaps, in all this darkness/oppression, the world could somehow find itself experiencing not an autocratic ascent but "a new birth of freedom;" and "that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth" but rise while autocrats stumble and fall. Imagine.

It is ABSOLUTELY BONKERS INSANE that we all believe Congress would rather let the President attack a NATO ally than kick him out of office before that can happen.

Honestly at this point I cannot say which is more likely: him getting impeached and actually removed from office, or the US going to war with Europe over Greenland.

Gonna need eyes on SIDESHOW soon. Just putting feelers out there.

Current LL:

A miraculous headless chicken turns a dirt-poor farmer into a sideshow sensation, but when fame and fortune slip away, he must decide how far he’ll go to stay in the spotlight, and what he’s willing to lose.

#Scriptsky