Something swift
reflected in the rain
the tree in the yard
searched for birds

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natalie harborman
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solar radiation touches a subterranean leviathan, coursing back to the surface on myelin rails, carrying a breakthrough-message and teaching us what we share by reaching through our bodies past

Gonna try to grow moss instead of facial hair, seems cooler

Just when I'm about to fall asleep the monster under my bed gets talkative.

Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min

can I get you some of the free city moss?

A stray, delicate-winged miracle perches upon me. I hold still not to scare it away. Time ticks. One of us will eventually move. Time ticks.

Wanna find heart shaped rocks and throw them at each other..affectionately.

Love on the Spectrum is adorable.

Him: I like bacon

Her: me too

Him: what a coincidence. we have so much in common.

Food is funny.

Firm to the touch, no smell at all 🎵

The body phrased oddly.

Kiss me I smell like fried chicken

A beautiful example of a flat white coffee served in a real cup & saucer with a fancy spoon.

My last flat white here in Australia as I head home tomorrow. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Leaves keeping time to the rain.

In the capital of Peru, they're just called beans.

Don’t forget to take care of yourself.
Don’t forget to rest.
Don’t forget to read banned books.
Don’t forget to dream.
Don’t forget to become a terrifying legend that timid townsfolk whisper about in the dark.

Shadow of a vine behind a leaf

Sun on grass

Sun on grass and a vine

Sun and shadow on leaves and grass

Afternoon pics

No vacancy, please try elsewhere

Can’t believe I’m hearing Kenny Rogers “The Gambler” on a betting app commercial IS NOTHING SACRED

Playing a hilarious prank on my future self by throwing a plate of beans straight up in the air

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it

it’s called “being cheeky” because you’re being a bit of an ass

My Neighbor: *sees me across the street*

Me [in my head]: I know it's Monday, Bill. I MEANT to bring out the trash bins a day early. Yeah that's it. I did not mindlessly do it thinking it's Tuesday, no sir. And why do you care anyway? Shouldn't you be at work? Goddamn Mrs. Kravitz over here.

pink peony flower bud with an ant nearby

patiently waiting

Practicing lucid dreaming so I can enjoy hot dogs 24hrs per day

reverse tail whip into a nose boop,
60 points

So rude of that clickbait article to contain real, actionable life advice I desperately needed.

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Ripley would give a hysterical guy the Vulcan pinch thingy