Correct

[pump fakes a punch at you]

[I flinched]

The streets will never look at me the same way again

I have a horrible confession.

I prefer the radio edit of Only Acting by Kero Kero Bonito.

It seems like the teams will be Houston, Arizona, Quebec City and Atlanta based on all the rumors.

You know, the NHL seems to be deadset on getting to 36 teams, and if that's true, I'd like to see Utah, Vegas and an expansion Arizona paired together. I know Vegas is closest to LA though, but a desert trio would be interesting. I say that after that exciting game 1.

I am Virgo rising and Virgo moon, I'm not sure if this also applies outside of sun signs but I also love starting absurdly detailed projects just to never finish them lol

If mlssoccer dot com -- THE OFFICIAL LEAGUE SITE -- doesn't care enough to get the all-time leading scorer stats right, why should anywhere else?

He's just like me fr

9 different sources? The FBI staff fucking hates Patel lmaoooo

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early

(volume up 💀)

This is only happening to Arsenal because they were cowardly in previous matches (see v. Bournemouth, a. Wolves). If they took care of business, them losing to City today wouldn't have even mattered.

The audio issues for ESPN's NHL coverage has been an issue all season, but it's somehow even worse during the playoffs.

Podziemski is hilarious

Stephen Curry has a worse whistle than Haywood Highsmith

The Golden State Warriors consistently are a terrible first quarter team for the same reasons that have been apparent the whole season.

Podziemski is a second unit player who should be playing 18 minutes a game that the Warriors insist is a starting caliber player

Diego Lainez Fallon d'Floor against Seattle Sounders.

Schmidt almost joined the Nets in 1984, played with them during preseason, but declined a NBA contract because it would've ended his national team opportunities (NBA players weren't able to play in FIBA competition until 1989 and the Olympics until 1992). He represented Brazil from 1977-1996

Oscar Schmidt, who went to 5 Olympic Games representing Brazil, made the Basketball Hall of Fame, and is almost certainly the best player to have never played in the NBA, died at 68. He was the all-time leader in points in pro basketball until 2024 (LeBron).

"I wonder what's going on with Bluesky today"
[opens]
Posthumous Puppies

6 players age 21 or younger. Last Sharks win with 6: Mar. 2, 1995 at Toronto. Players age 21 or younger tonight: 3 G, 3 A

My last game for ESPN last night was mind blowing. My heart was heavy..but full. ❤️
It was so appropriate that I had a chance to do my last dance with Doris Burke. My long time partner. She’s family.
Thanks for all the kind words.

Dominique Malonga, the recently re-signed Ezi Magbegor and the No. 4 pick Awa Fam? Seattle's frontcourt is awesome

The heck do you mean there's an island called "Inaccessible Island"

Either Buzz Aldrin loved oatmeal or that oatmeal was smackin. Either way, he was justified, crew of the Apollo 11.

It's Maize :p

It's pretty messed up that smoking cigarettes looks cool when it's so dangerous

The San Jose Sharks are so cooked this season, but they made a lot of progress. Sputtering out at the end of the season against Nashville and Edmonton (key games) sucks though.

The Seattle Mariners being this lousy with really really high expectations from beyond the fanbase is peak Mariners.