Trump raising billions through tariffs at the same time as eradicating federal spending!
What is he gonna do with the money?

Just had a terrible thought that Trump has learned this week that countries at war don't have elections!

My girlfriend has OCD
It's ok but
every time she turns me on
she turns me back off again

Dr Seuss in 1941 knew what was going on.

Ha ha that is odd

Sometimes I yawn and I sound like a Wookie

Manchester: Dolly Parton musical halted over 'homophobic abuse' Actor Stevie Webb said he witnessed abuse

I have never shouted "what?" So many times. We seem to be in reverse!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Top heckle last night in East Hull. Hull has an intense Rugby rivalry tween Hull west and Rovers east
An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot
"There were two Hull fans walking away from a match"
And some wag shouted
Was it half time?

My Ball is coming vaguely in your direction (probably) in the next few months richardherring.com/ballback/tour

Imagine a universe where a bomb exists that can destroy all other universes and that bomb went off. It's a bit of a paradox as this is surely a consequence of string theory's infinite universes.

All came back ok 🙂
Still a hey but got loads of new material

Oh yes that is exactly what he's doing

Everyday a man walks past my house who has Tourette's he walks along singing very loudly in the style of the Bee Gees. It fills my heart with joy to hear him and always leaves me smiling.

Last Friday lovely gig at the ert. (East Riding Theatre Beverley)
Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.

Yes I got the same, tea is a diuretic, I got some looks from the ladies in the same waiting area. You are right though defo deserve a cake after it.

Ha ha cheers, it's all ok they are being super cautious that's all

Always try to find the funny. I had 12 biopsies of my prostate today. I'm lied there on a great big couch legs apart when the sonographer approached me with a very long instrument. I couldn't help but say
"Do you expect me to talk?"

Ha ha I'll try my best

Zuckerberg presenting mistakes in fact checking as a reason to stop fact checking is the death nell of logic and the war cry of authoritarian rule.

I've checked out your mag it's ace. Happy to support!

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Joy joy!

Ha ha it makes me chuckle I have expected the next thing to say shiny coat and wet nose

A caption over a photo on a dating site, I am very loyal and dependable. The photo is of a dog and a lady.

If you are on a dating site perhaps it is worthwhile getting a friend to give your profile a once over.

There are some great finds to be had.

Paula Vennells stating she doesn't want to point the finger at anybody after the post office prosecuted 900 sub-postmasters seems pretty contradictory.

Was it in the dark?

Ha ha yes I would never have gotten away with it

Thank you. I really did not buy it yesterday coz I had a date and I didn't want to geek her out. There is plenty of time that. I forgot she was Brazilian so I could have told they were real cool. They are to me 😆