I'll admit I'm cracking up a bit because the only person who routinely addresses me by both first and last name is my mom, and it's usually either when she's mad or pretending to be mad for a goof!

Is the problem 30 straight minutes of Seth Rogen laughs? Because I'll admit that much might get a bit grating

Max offense, max defense, min dramatic monologues from Thragg, seems like a good deal all around

Idk if anyone else on my feed is watching Invincible without reading the comic like me, but is there a reason why Alan with the Space Racer gun doesn't just clean house by himself? It seems like that combo might take 30 minutes tops.

My middle brother just spent the last hour describing what it was like to take my youngest brother to baseball practice today. He unironically recreated the "are you rushing or are you dragging" scene from Whiplash from the sounds of it lol

Here's some money. Go see a star war

It just looks like he's dead

Why are you squeezing me with your body?

I sunk it. I sunk the boat!

This is how I found out we lost tonight 😕

THE POPE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MANUFACTURE A RUN.

Mi hermano? Es alli

I should hire someone to kick your ass for that

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

I understand more than you'll never know

Hermano

I've made a huge mistake

I too want to study cartography and learn how the green part is the water.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think anyone using the term magical realism where the writer is not working from/about a country that was subject to colonialism is just kind of incorrect/better served by any of the other terms you listed. The politics is part of the point.

The funniest part of streaming with ads is getting an ad for the show you're trying to watch

It's so fun! Feels like I'm placing my anger at guys like the ones I'm writing somewhere productive. Whether or not that's true...

Lol for sure. But shiny!

Haven't pubbed a short story in a few months, but man, I have been writing some fucked up little guys. I don't know why I started to lean into writing about douche bags, but it's really been what I've been interested in lately.

I was more making a Jamarcus Russell/bust joke. But signing Cousins to mentor Mendoza seems like a move that makes a lot of sense because of the similar personality/playstyles.

They all came out in a 2 year span about 18 years after Bad News Bears. Nostalgia cycle maybe?

Wouldn't it be really, really funny if the raiders got cold feet about drafting a QB #1 overall and got, like, Caleb Downs or someone else instead?

I remember seeing Mandy in theaters knowing nothing about it other than Nic Cage + Yorgos Lanthimos and not being disappointed lol.

It's a strange one, but I enjoyed it! But it's based on a pynchon book and I like him a lot so there's that.

Finally watching OBAA. Leo is so corny in it, I love it.

Just applied to a job that I thought I had no business applying for, until I was tuning the cover letter and though, y'know...? Maybe...