Left and Right on Daemons of the Shadow Realm are kind of hot. 🤷🏼‍♀️

The public library reference desk, where you can help a child with some Lilo & Stitch coloring pages while also helping an adult with tenancy dispute forms and raging about shitty landlords.

Fr tho, what's going on there

There is something very weird about Denver International Airport.

Littman or bust

There's no way that's a real relationship!!

I don't talk about politics or my leftist activities at work because none of my coworkers are cool like that. I realized today that at least one of them probably thinks I have a slight drinking problem because when she asks me what I did over the weekend, I say go out lmao.

I wish I knew how to articulate how (.....) it is to be doing political (?) activities I haven't done since college, which was way over a decade ago. Sometimes I feel like I put some parts of myself on the back burner in California, and I've picked them right back up in the last year or so.

So…as established, my little old house is gently haunted. I don’t generally go out of my way to “catch” the ghosts, but one night I heard the weirdest, quietest breathing right. behind. me. Slowly, I reached for my phone…and without turning around to eyeball the pervy spook, I took this selfie 👇

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter for 13 years over bizarre reason The girl hasn't seen her father for at least 13 years because he suddenly decided to disappear from her life.

is it because he's in a cult

Jesus, I'm sorry

Not if you're Sypha

My parents had that couch when I was born in 1988 lol

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

I apologize to The Strokes, I was not familiar with your game.

Fr tho, this reminded me I was supposed to be researching cannabis vaginal suppositories for cramps, which are supposed to be amazing and can be made at home.

Idk if vaginal opium would help with my awful cramps, but I'm willing to try.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

I keep telling my current therapist I don't want to be this empathetic, but she keeps nurturing it. 🫠

One of my Corelle dinner plates has shattered before one of my Dollar Tree dinner plates. Curious.

Yeah every time I hear a snippet about her personal life, I'm immediately overwhelmed lol. I feel like there isn't anyone in her life telling her to slow down.

She's been helping with his kid, but she also has 5 younger siblings and she helps her parents with the littlest ones too.

It's called hyperempathy and it sucks ass.

a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ? ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

In other news, I have a 23 year old coworker who just got engaged to a dude who has been actively having, shall we say, baby mama drama. Mister also calls my coworker at least once a shift (I'm usually in her vicinity). Her last relationship ended messily, & I just want to be like girl, why.

Forget giving a Dorito to a medieval peasant, I want to see DT on Hot Ones.

Yogi Berra eat your heart out.

Omg I didn't know they made spike vests for cats