Haha. I bought Mallrats and The Matrix the week before I had enough money to buy the player.

This is the afterlife

Hey, I haven’t been on here in over a year. Uh, how’s it going? Threads sucked. Do we like this? Is this place good?

So fucking pumped for this!

We don’t speak! 😜

“Monday, July 3” gotta be the fakest workday in American history

BOOKMARKED!

Oh shit, I LOVED that season!

…and that’s just about all I remember about it.

1st base is boning and 3rd base is watching a movie that means a lot to you that they’ve never seen before

Happy Last Day of Emmys Voting!

More places should have splash zones.

Titanic subreddit busted as hell rn

I like to drizzle it over marbled rock roast.

I’m so off mission in Zelda. Hyrule is in serious danger and I’m looking for milk so I can have someone make cheese so I can help some other guy remember that he likes cheese.

representation is so important

Married man weeps for the singles.

If you feel yourself getting sawed in half, he’s probably not a real magician

Happy First Day of Emmys Voting to all who celebrate.

Collecting the outfits is always my favorite part of the game.

sir there is a scary guy behind you

Remember when people sunning their assholes was trending? Was that a pre-COVID thing or is that something that happened during the pandemic? I honestly can’t remember.

Just left Twitter but I kind of already hate this place tooooo????

How I left Twitter

They should have called this thing Blueskie. Funnier to say.

Congrats!

Thank you! I’m finally early enough to put my real name in the handle!

Here's a pic by Jeff Vespa from a photoshoot for The Wrap. Eric Appel and I did an interview with them (pre-strike!) about Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Proof: www.thewrap.com/why-bohemian-rhapsody-in...