"You all think I'm a petty-minded bureaucratic nincompoop who delights in enforcing political regulations because he gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of it."
was this
Keir Starmer, or Arnold Rimmer?
No, this is forensic leadership in action,
he's about to turn it all around, just as soon as the acid drops,
any minute now.
I want to see him broken as a ham
Might have to run that by my nieces, who I raised alone.
One shocked Camden resident said this
"You do not expect the Prime Minister to drive on the pavement swigging Babycham and yelling 'I'm your fucking daddy',
at a Deliveroo driver"
Going by the bits I'm seeing on here,
he's about a week away from singing "I'm a little teapot" at PMQ's
Look, you all need to accept that the dog ate the Prime Minister's vetting process,
not his dog as he doesn't have one obviously,
one that goes to a different school.
British liberals 2015 to 2020: "I don't care how bad the tories are, if Corbyn isn't perfect no one should vote for him."
British liberals 2020 to present: "I don't care how imperfect Starmer is, the Tories are worse so everyone must support him."
If there is life after death, I will be still wondering.
Unrelated but for decades I have wondered why Worms: Armageddon,
was not in fact Wormageddon.
There's a list of things that crosses timezones of why he's unfit to be an MP,
let alone PM.
Jean-Pierre Jeunet, meets Tati, meets Bottom, in Fawlty Towers.
Cinema peaked with Guest House Paradiso,
which manages to be an extremely British comedy,
but also one that is influenced by French absurdist comedy.
fucks sake
At least 3
On my next visit to the UK,
I'll be recreating the Young Ones episode "Bomb" in your house.
Pregnancy and this Arsenal match is a bit much for me,
let alone her,
so it's possible we're both losing our minds.
My 5'11 inch wife is complaining about looking like a Hobbit.
🤷♂️
I completely missed anything about that at the time, hence I was a bit confused.
A slow escalation, sadly it's happening in just about every league in every country now.
Ah yes, I should have realised immediately.
I thought there has been an actual fire at London Colney for a moment then.
Outbreaks at every club now,
and that's before Millwall and Farage endorsed Ipswich potentially go up to the Premier League.
Labour Party April 2020 until April 2026
Like any stories related to her, it's full of holes,
I think it was in the National, the money used in buying it was from her parents, to her and her sister,
and it was all a bit murky past that point.
I was about to ask if Everest was visiting Scotland for it's holidays.
"Nonces and rapists have a home at the Economist"
From the minds who brought you:
The Forensic Competent Man.
Trans Panic!.
White Anglo Saxon Journalists (are the real victims of antisemitism).
The Beige Bloke is the Real Feminist.
Comes "The Greens Are Not Green"
