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Oh I am extremely jealous of this San Antonio atmosphere.
What garbage is this? Jesus I miss Unrivaled.
It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.
Cool cool cool 🫠
Mo Salah. The first derby goal at The Hill Dickinson. Inevitable.
I still stand by this.
Make Arne walk back.
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There's essentially no requirements to receive one. We heard that's the standard these days. Just be one of the first 100 people in line on June 25th for World Cup Night.
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Imagine trying to whitewash sex tourism and human trafficking. Only garbage people read The Economist.
Sucks even more when you live in the district next to her's and in the same media market.
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There's a dead whale on the beach at Seaside if anyone wants to have a good time 🧨💥
It's the DSA's position that we don't need more housing in Portland? I think there's a lot of other things we need to do along side building housing, but we also need more housing.
What a ridiculous take. Well at least I know if you run again for city council not to rank you.
trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now
Why can't we have nice things here too?
The "they're the same picture" meme of Pam from the TV show The Office. She is showing a picture of mayor Keith Wilson wearing a backwards baseball cap and a picture of the "hello fellow kids" meme of Steve Buscemi from the TV show 30 Rock also wearing a backwards baseball cap.
Sent from a place of privilege.
what the fuck
Feels like too many of us immediately thought of you as soon as he did it.
Any reason you can't tell people that this is a Barnes & Noble?
- I’m not a person that enjoys another’s suffering — But knowing that Patel constantly has the existential fear of being fired by the sociopath who he has to pretend to worship — Just seems karmically right…
I would get benched for not being able to take Emma seriously in that hat 🤣
That Truly ad needs to go away quickly.
Good lord it seems that more people care about a player's dog than if the basketball team is actually going to be any good.
The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
