The Simpsons quote I get the most real world use out of, in honor of tax day

@chadmoriyama.bsky.social what is going on with Diaz? Does he have some family stuff or is not feeling well?

ours was ass last year, it can be overcome

amazing

god love ya Alex Vesia, lord knows Dodger fans do 💙

Treinen comes in and spams slurves for the strikeout to escape the jam.

We're officially on Maddux watch at Dodger Stadium as Justin Wrobleski is at 72 pitches through seven scoreless innings.

The last Dodgers' Maddux came from Hyun Jin Ryu on May 7, 2019 against the Braves.

Before that, it was Clayton Kershaw on Opening Day in 2013 against the Giants.

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Gentlemen, we must not allow a Stabbing Ourselves Gap.

Trump when asked about Iran:

Happy birthday Eric! Love your reporting on the Dodgers! Keep it up!

every Dodger in the lineup had a hard hit ball tonight (EV of 95+ mph), 14 hard hit balls total, 10 were 100+ mph

if we land troops anywhere in Iran, the Iranians will come after us with a barrage of drones that we are not yet equipped to stop. Are American votes (especially the lady in the article) prepared to see our soldiers killed via drone in High Definition? No one bothered to think of this in 2024.

the competent functioning adult didn't entertain you with wild ass shit and crazy statements every day. But she was boring, she was smart, and she was competent. She would actually think for 60 seconds before committing us to a fucking ground invasion of a mountainous country with a huge military.

apparently the giant Mass Deportations signs and his constant lying did nothing to dissuade. Somehow that was preferable to the 60 something year old lady who was a competent functioning adult.

still think about this lady and her selfish, idiotic decision. Her vote and those like her have been catastrophic for our nation and our security. Believing Trump would keep his promises is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard anyone say: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Source: North Carolina has parted ways with MBB coach Hubert Davis.

Dodgers 7, Angels 7 for the 7th tie in Freeway Series history

This is the greatest night of my life

They had LeBron wide open on a cut to the rim AGAIN, for the second time in four seconds, and Bane and Paolo both went with him to try and stop it. DaSilva stayed with Luka rather than leave him an open shot. Thus, nobody was left to take Kennard.

I wish that the United States pursued literally any worthwhile goal with the diligence and zeal that it has been trying to depot Abrego Garcia to somewhere other than Costa Rica.

LeBron James strips Desmond Bane and finishes with a powerful fastbreak dunk (with replays)

Still not clear what Ngongba did there to deserve a flagrant

Ngongba is the fifth element for this Duke team. Offense, defense, passing all improve dramatically when he is on the floor. #dukembb @dukeblogger.com

LeBron James will set the all-time games played record in a few seconds here in Orlando

Foul trouble wreaking havoc on TCU