There's a very good chance that whatever comes out of Trump's mouth when he attempts this feat will be unique and memorable. It may not even be particularly Christian.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Wife is out so I have to decide between watching the most 5/10 movie ever made on one of the 9 streamers I pay for or getting stoned enough to see god and listening to All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (2007) with the good headphones on.

Trump labor secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigns amid misconduct investigation Chavez-DeRemer, entangled in string of controversies, leaving for private sector, president’s spokesperson says

For Trump everybody's replaceable, but women are absolutely disposable, meant to be changed out regularly. I've no more sympathy for the women who serve Trump than the men, but it's even more absurd that they don't expect to be quickly crumpled up and thrown away. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

uncles are now illegal, oceans are now battlefields

They can't have it. They'll have to pry it from my fleshy mortal hands.

Working-class wealth transferred to corporations, especially big ones with big legal departments. Mission accomplished.

Cat Distribution System strikes again

Hey, election's a long way out. If it happened in Hungary it can happen here.

we'd like you to think of the surveillance state as less of a prison panopticon and more of a photo album assembled by a guy who hides in your house

Guys like Booker are going to get wiped out in the primaries. You know, if the party elders don't manage to clear the field for one of them yet again.

Schumer seems determined to cost the Democrats seats in the biggest wave election any of us will probably ever see. Just pushing and pushing for status quo candidates in a year where even habitual Republican voters want SOMETHING to change.

Doesn't work even as a sarcastic made-up example! Any lefty can tell you there's no "justice-involved population" in this whole dang country.

Heck, before that, Orville and Wilbur Wright built bikes that could also do this!

Truly vigorous thundering, though

Does literally one Democrat or anyone else have any kind of plan to even slow down the transfer of $10 billion dollars from the Treasury to bank accounts of Donald Trump's choosing? I know nobody counts zeroes anymore but in private hands that's world-shaking money.

Lifetime appointments are fundamentally a stain on democracy. Abolish them in every case.

long-winded shaggy-dog joke about how despite the Scooby Doo Crew unmasking and demystifying supposed supernatural phenomena when at the end of the day they travel in the company of a talking dog

the crisis of modernity

anyway, if this court is going to act as little more than a partisan legislature than it ought to be treated like one by the actual legislature

Orange and white cat, 100% good

Behaviores Report: 100% goode

This would make a good centerpiece for a comprehensive effort to claw back everything Trump and his family stole during both terms.

Good luck! Our local crime syndicate worked out a technique of shaking the feeder violently and then scavenging seeds from the ground. The birds came out ahead though, so I'll count that as a win.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

whale head. raccoon penis. it's glaringly obvious that rfk jr is assembling some sort of Super Animal... and i fear he may soon acquire flamingo legs

I'm no Sun Tzu but it seems bad if our troops are on starvation rations on day zero of the invasion

Photograph of a cardboard sign that reads I'M SO TIRED OF KNOWING ABOUT THESE WEIRD DORKS

pope clavicular helen dewitt

a world-historical nightmare blunt rotation in my last three “trying to find out what everybody is yelling about on here” searches

"the Energy Secretary's oil company"—I hate this place

They're not angry about blasphemy. They're angry that Trump is abusing them, with the kind of abuse people call "trolling" to excuse it, just like he abuses their common "enemies." They know what it means if Trump trolls you—it means he hates you.

For some, I imagine it feels like excommunication.

By "joke," Vance means, "Trump just posted that blasphemous image to make people angry." Who could possibly care? So Trump was just trying to make Christians angry—why should they be okay with that?