ughhhhhh right
Posts by mister kendal mintcake
i know where the guys yelling about voting are already best of luck you still
seem cool i’m just really tired
i’m sorry i unfollowed after two days but the 30% great posts/70% showing me smirking assholes ratio didn’t work out
hearing that the napa boys are back
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Butt
pink floyd “the final cut” any% speedrun
i can’t stand those fuckin guys
oh “cracked rear view.” like a butt
Dear Sir: No longer is it an experience to go into a local record store and share the excitement of an artist's new release. At a retail cost of $7 to $8 per LP, it is understandable why blank tapes are your best enter- tainment value. Too true, too bad. Ernest Monzon Laurel, Md.
Letter to the editor in Billboard, September 20, 1980
There’s no mysterious ether about “the voters who should have met Harris and Clinton halfway” that you need to wrap yourself around. Both candidates ran dogshit campaigns and both candidates should be held accountable for their losses
[finding out the idiot thing andy beshear said likely came from lis smith] i hate this life and long for death
wow
quickly checked ebay to make sure they’re still ~$5 and was like “whew”
One More Loud Night
viz magazine CD joke ad from like 1985
eventually!
we’re breezin’ like sunday morning
guess my commitment to Jazz is just different than yours. but i’m sure you’re trying
consuming the specific amounts of proteins and sugars that enable me to fart the bassline to “on broadway”
skittle
welcome back
the best! funny as hell and twice as tough, fuckin legend
you should see my pinball machine
who paid you to post this
Bruce Dickinson (vocals)
Janick Gers (guitars)
Steve Harris (bass, vocals, keyboards)
Nicko McBrain (drums)
Dave Murray (guitars)
Adrian Smith (guitars/vocals)
T. Kendal Mintcake (played vinyl copy of “Piece of Mind” backwards on catholic grade school turntable)
i will also be inducted into the rock hall as a member of iron maiden
Tory Burch Fish Statement.... Youtube
make a Fish Statement
this is the realest shit that has ever been posted on this website
everything you can sprinkle on a pizza from a shaker (red pepper flakes, oregano, grated parmesan, garlic powder) is better than traditonal so-called pizza "toppings" by like an order of magnitude
yet another brave mintcake declaration: damn those first couple run-dmc records go so hard