Serious case of furry purries.

My cat has water rights that run the length of our house. Meaning, she owns every glass of water you’re drinking out of and can access it at any time.

My cat threw up in the bathroom sink instead of on a rug, and while I know it was a first for her, I need to know if this was a first for all cat-kind?

Kid summer friendships -Do you have a pool? I like you.

I turned 50 but my neck seems to have taken a Time Machine into the future when I’m 60.

I’m 50 years old and I still looking for my childhood dream job of Marine Biologist/Archaeologist/Actor/Jewelry Designer. If you know anyone hiring for a job like this LMK.

Came here to say the very same thing!

Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

Mood (art by @batsyhead.bsky.social)

I’m just going to drink and paddle board and travel and hang with people I love through WWIII. It’s “Don’t Look Up” time, kids.

Your smile of the day.

You just described my father. We always said he Mr. Magoo-ed his way through life.

"How does it feel to get arrested at 87 years old?

He said "I'm just beginning!"

I turned 50 on a Tuesday, and pulled a muscle SNORKELING by Thursday.

Sooooo is it time to buy a house in another country orrrrrr like what are we doing.

I usually get them on vacation so this was a fun twist. Turns out it’s just my eczema that got wayyyyy out of control and now I have to take prednisone for 20 days

Almost time for vacation, which means…it’s time for a crazy nutso rash to take over my entire body!

I am jealous of people with dogs on beautiful sunny days, and I feel pretty smug about not having a dog when I see someone walking one in bad weather. I’m a true Gemini.♊️

Thank you Senator Kim!

Oh, HELLO bread. I missed you my little chametz

Dentists across America will be making bank with all the stressed out people grinding their teeth as they sleep.

This is acceptable. It’s the army that would make me worry about you.

One 8ft holiday dragon or an army of 8ft holiday dragons?

The more inflatable holiday decor someone has in their front yard, the more conservative they are.
I’m 3 for 3 on this theory.

Thank you to the U.K. for helping this American get through it all with your TV shows and your national treasure, Monty Don.

Anyone else noticed on Tik Tok that they REALLY wants you to believe in the “Starseed” thing? It’s giving cult recruitment video. People who need to feel special and important above others are pretty dangerous.

She’s 15 and she’s perfect.

Yes!

Trump faces Truth Social backlash over AI video of Gaza with topless Netanyahu and bearded bellydancers Users of president’s own social media site criticise video showing reimagined Gaza featuring Trump and Israeli PM sipping cocktails

If this isn’t the very definition of satanic, I don’t know what is.