couples that whisper to each other in group settings should be put down
Posts by Conner Stumm
u should be able to start a tab at a coffee shop
update: he doesnt fw me :((((
Getting in an Uber Share so excited to make a new friend
riding the green line makes me want to move out of chicago
@jamesgunn.bsky.social give us a shot 🫶🏻 we could make the funniest elseworlds batman parody movie or write on other projects
and this is the sequel that we did in 2024, a year later @jamesgunn.bsky.social
youtu.be/UlYuPlm7Lrk?...
@jamesgunn.bsky.social this is a link to an original batman parody show that i wrote with my roommate
youtu.be/U6M8mhhlu2U?...
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please let me audition for batman
just watched queens gambit at 3x speed and understood everything
memoir of a snail is an amazing movie
Bro the year just said, “let me drop something new for y’all”
Gonna massively disappoint some people this year
new year, much more toxic me
shittt im late on the new year drop
ATLEAST IS A WORD. STOP CORRECTING ME
changing my sag aftra name to jimmy carter now
He was a bardtender
No literally to celebrate one of my neighbors is shooting our barn!
Casually hearing gunshots during my ✨🎄 Tennessee Christmas ✨🎄
merry christmas to all the ugly people, i hope yall figure that shit out
christmas is set to do numbers tomorrow
my dad’s power rankings (based off the albums ive played for him in the car)
1. Chappell
2. Billie
3. SZA
4. Sabrina
5. Charli XCX
6. Tyler the Creator
I dont even listen to albums front to back anymore, so this has been a joy. We’re on Chromakopia and he’s asked to change it twice.
i played my dad billie eilish’s “hit me hard and soft” and his fav songs were “lunch”, “birds of a feather”, and “l’amour de ma vie”
I played all of SZA’s Deluxe SOS and my dad and his new power ranking is:
1. Chappell
2. SZA
3. Sabrina
He fell asleep part way through (long drive, 2hrs no stops of SZA) but especially on the original tracks of SOS he was vibing heavy
my dad’s current pop standings
1. chappell
2. sabrina
3. charli
after listening to all of chappell’s album, my dad’s fav song is “femininomenon” and second fav is “pink pony club”
One song in my dad is loving Chappell
Just finished playing all of “short n sweet” for my dad
Fav song: Good Graces
Least fav: Dumb & Poetic
He likes her voice, but doesn’t like when shes 2 similar to Taylor
Pls Pls Pls was “fine” but he says Sabrina saying mfer is like a “shoot em up Christmas movie”
His pop education continues..
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