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Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

Frakes is an omnisexual being, anyone can be hot for Frakes!

Many Dems would forgive and welcome you to the land of sentient voters.

I’m not one of them.

I blame you for everything you did to destroy democracy and to reduce America to rubble.

We don’t let people out of prison when they apologize— nor should you be absolved.

Fuck you.

Trump's rambling press conference raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.

Sure they did, this country does it all the time, and most of them were conned into signing up to get an F-150 or some shit

I have SOME sympathy, but not much, they're not conscripts, there is no draft

Good question, a lot of people just fundamentally wanna mind others' business I guess

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

Yeah the total war one does that too, and I've used it a few times when playing multiplayer, easier than turning then off and on in steam I think

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

Normally I'd agree so here's a but

I like it for strategy games with long campaigns like Total War or Paradox when they give you the option to launch to the main menu OR directly into your last save

That's the only exception for me though

I mean not true of DS9 but all the rest absolutely

Trump keeps asking for a ceasefire for the same reason his friend Putin asks for one.

He does not want a ceasefire as a step toward peace.

He wants a ceasefire so he can try to recover from his bad decisions so he can make the same bad decisions again.

Love my VKBs personally

OK

We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids

That's super clear, right?

He fucks kids

Children

Trump fucks Children

That needs to be very clear

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

I haven't watched it yet but I can say that at the ST cruise which had 3000 actual real life fans, skewing oooooold, I heard pretty much nothing but enthusiasm for the show

In general the fans there were very cool, positive, accepting. Breath of fresh air from semi-professional posters

Why the fuck did you release at 10am, half of us could have been playing last night when Steam actually worked if you released at midnight or 9pm, and the other half would still play this morning

Also why didn't you let me pay you until today, I would have paid you a month ago when Steam worked

@megacrit.com why did you guys do this shit where you couldn't pre-buy the game and then release on a fucking Thursday at 10am

Now Steam is fucked and I can't buy your game, just fucking let me buy it a month before early access, I hate this shit

Well... yes, agreed 😐

Steam, PS5

I doubt it has a physical release, too expensive for something so niche

#StarTrek Voyager: Across the Unknown is a fantastic Star Trek game. I loved every single moment of it. Please give us more good quality Trek games like this (only if they aren't weaponized by the Ellisons, fuck conservatives). We deserve to have as many good Trek games as there are Star Wars ones!

Yeah, exactly right, people have plenty of legit reasons to not fall in love with something

I actually really like VG but that's at least partially because I really disliked Inquisition (which most people younger than me seem to love) and VG felt closer to what I wanted