if splatoon has taught me anything, it's that the existence of a robert downey jr. implies the existence of a robert downey pro and robert downey nova

We're recruiting! Solo grinders come hit us up >=) #compsplatoon

A brown-and-white tabby cat and a black-and-white cat sitting side by side

They are different sizes, but they’re best friends

#highdivsplatoon

Promotional graphic for the Stronghold Beginners Season 7 Signups. An orange balloon with the SBA logo with text to the right reading "Stronghold Beginners Academy". To the right of the text is Cas, jumping and readying a Tri-stringer. On the bottom, text reads "Season 7 signups are live!, splatoonstronghold.com/academy". The background is a pixelated sunset.

Signups for Season 7 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!

If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy

Why does it stink 😭

Donate to queer refugees in South Sudan Hello! My name is Alfonzia, I'm fundraising money for a group of queer refugees in South Sudan. Ciara and her boyfriend John have been living in camps since around 2020; they live with 38 other LBGTQI...

I know that I don't post often on here, but this is urgent. I have several friends in South Sudan who need help with buying tents, water, food, mosquito nets and medicine. Please donate if you're able or share this fundraiser to people who can!

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Middle Tennessee Splatoon LAN Interest Check MTSU Esports is looking into hosting an open LAN on campus in the near future. This would be aimed towards all players regardless of location, skill level, or collegiate affiliation. By filling out th...

Hi everyone, I'm in the very early stages of organizing a lan with my college so I would appreciate if this could be shared around!
#compsplatoon #splatoon
forms.gle/aVwL3BvjcmCp...

Reddit post with a photo of the Tower of Babel built on the player's island in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The post is titled "miis building on their own?!" and has a description "woke up to this huge tower!! i think they're trying to reach me... how do i punish them?"

EARLY REGISTRATION FOR DEEP SEA DTX IS OPEN 🌊💦

📅 Saturday, July 11th
🗺️ Richardson, TX - Comets LANding Gaming & Esports Center
⏰ Doors 11AM | Event 12PM
🎮 Registration: www.start.gg/DeepSeaDTX

START GETTING YOUR TEAMS TOGETHER AND REGISTER NOW 🔥
#CompSplatoon

Since were back in FA hell here's my obligatory FA Post. Reposts greatly appreciated :)

remember kids, when a pizza place has sizes in inches or centimeters, it's very misleading, because just like monitors they are measuring the diagonal length

okay

We love our coaches <3 Pt 1.

Good Luck to all the teams playing Low Ink!!

#compsplatoon #splatoon3

- Sunset Surge: Blossom Blitz 2026
- Don’t Flounder at the Function #2 - Spring Break
- Low Ink April 2026 Day 1
- Global Gauntlet #1 - Qualfier 2
- Splatoon 3 North American League 2026 Week 3 (Week 1 of the regular season)
- LUTI Tonight

So much Splatoon today! Be sure to thank your TOs

Bello me and @judspl.bsky.social are looking for 2 players dm on discord; Jamietta or on bluesky if interested

#compsplatoom

those raccoon penises aren't going to harvest themselves

Holy shit that’s me

Wow

I’m on game and watch?

Waow

Everyone I’m on game and watch

With this tourney, @sangoko.bsky.social will also be joining our roster! We're back to 4 again with a slightly tweaked but still evil comp

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

SOS 223 Winners!

Great White
🏆 SoS Villains 😈 🏆
🥈 Sun-Eater
🥉 Keyframe

Hammerhead
🥇 oce

Mako
🥇 Game & Washed

Lantern
🥇 WetUp

I love wave breaker!!! Also this was the most fun I’ve had in a run :3c

Outtakes (the humble UFO:)

WE WON MAKO ‼️
Shoutout to Santi for playing w/ us

@codestatic.bsky.social - Why do I look like I peed a lil
@aceofclubsart.bsky.social - BLAST OFF!!!!! *farts loudly*
@concoctionspl.bsky.social - I didn't say anything weird this time I need to get weird
@sangoko.bsky.social - #1 wavebreaker glazer

Heya! I'm Radha (They/them), I'm a 21 y/o Irish 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 comp player and community contributor, looking to get back to competitive play. I'm a **wiper 1-trick** and have been since the start of S3 I do interviews, host the spl community census, and up until recently I was org lead @ Splatoon Stronghold, having worked in the org for nearly 2 years. I've also been a coach and team manager both inside and outside the SBA. I'm *very* passionate about the community behind the game, and am generally highly sociable (I'm a big people person :3) ## Comp experience: - First played competitively in **2020**, been on and off competing ever since - **4,000** hours across the franchise - **2561.1** XP peak - Seeded **LUTI D4** in season 16 - **LI banned** My biggest strength is my confidence in taking and winning engagements/setting them up for my teammates. I have a lot of experience with my weapon and the way I play is highly based on instinct. My biggest weakness is formulating and sticking to a big picture plan, because I play so instinctually, sometimes it can be hard to rein myself in to service a larger goal needed of the match. ## What I'm looking for (ordered) - No bigots <3 - A team that can play around wiper - I'm not *too* stressed abt your current skill level (within reason) but I do care abt my teammates' capacity for improvement, being able to show that is important - Emotional maturity - A healthy fun little friend group with silly guys - Compatible with my weekday time schedule (I'd like to not be limited to only playing weekends)

I'm baaaaaack~

Support appreciated! (❤️🔁💬)

Its bigger than a period tho

Is a semicolon a capital comma or am I insane

this will be the best video game ever made