Me singing O Canada but as a dirge bc it’s snowing on April 19

Life hack: get your dog a ramp, and then you can make the joke ‘i ruv ramp’ to your heart’s content

the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

Public transit, yeah

tvmblr

Exactly one year ago today:

Hello it is me your Quiet Poster friend. I have to promote something so bear with me.

I start each day off WRONG: I reach for my phone and look at the news. But I just know there’s good news out there.

My new album and special, INCURABLE OPTIMIST, comes out April 30 on YouTube & audio streamers!

I’m way behind but the part about defining intelligence and its ineffable aspects was so so good and thank you

call me bluesky the way i'm barely working today

Somehow this always seemed to be where it was going

“We tested a note taking bracelet” Dearest I wish to tell you that it is in the taking of the notes and not merely the having of the notes that learning happens. (To say nothing of the bracelet’s presumably inaccurate notetaking)

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

NYT article on Mrs. Bezos and this in screenshot: ‪More Perfect Union‬ ‪@moreperfectunion.bsky.social‬ · 21m A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social .

Your post about the World's Longest Press Release appeared like this in my feed.

US sliding still further in the Free World power rankings. Nothing if not deserved

You had me at chile con chile 🌶️

Well this is fucking shameful

Don Rumsfeld’s un/known un/knowns thing actually does cohere

Victim in ICE Shooting Suffered at Least Six Wounds, His Lawyer Says

ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues.

He had just asked to call his wife.

They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw.

Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Astronauts on the news. Sometimes things are good.

🩵🌎🚀🌕🪐💫

Me in the year 2064 seeing an 85-year-old Joshua Jackson in a promo still: Is that Pacey?!?!

Dr. Seuss’s minx looking precisely like Sen. Graham

To wit:

This bitch looks like The Cat In The Hat and that’s the best thing I can say about him

"...the First Amendment protects the right to watch law enforcement do their jobs in public, to record their activities, and to publicly criticize what law enforcement is doing,” said ICAP's Seth Wayne. “Those same principles apply to federal law enforcement.”

He also changed the name 🥴

Opinion | Is It 1914 in America?

Gift link: this is so good fr

She breasted boobily down the tarmac

Bro every clip of Marco Rubio talking is giving this is your brain on drugs 🍳

The way British people pronounce “figure” is particularly inexcusable in light of how they pronounce “jaguar”

a bunch of people wearing crowns at a burger king restaurant Alt: Half Baked scene where Scarface cusses out all his coworkers except one

Canada when it’s a No Kings Day

This is completely accurate; he has turned the whole planet into one of his tacky branded buildings