Guys I've got some bad news

Unfortunately jogging regularly really does improve your mental health 😭

29 minutes including a few minutes waiting in line for checkout

I just moved across the street from Costco and I'm gonna time how long it takes for me to walk to Costco, buy ONLY a rotisserie chicken, and walk home

This is going to be my weekly ritual

Who's got a mopping robot that they've liked for 4 years?

I don't wanna hear how much you like your iRobot 2024 twinkus dinkus that you've never had to repair

I wanna know what mopping robots continue to work after 4 years of heavy usage and which models can be repaired by untrained pedestrians

Slug man 😍

In the bluesky settings you can enable "threaded mode" which makes the replies appear like nested reddit style threads

I really like it. Same info, but presented in such a way that makes diverging conversations much easier to track

What's the difference between a programming language and a Domain Specific Language?

100 years and 100,000 followers

The pet store near me has a commission structure for when employees help customers

So every time you walk in the door, every associate comes running trying to be the first person to help you

I'm just trying to buy more cat food, dude 😬 it's in the same spot every time

Don't forget to change your fingerprint every year for security purposes

I used to do tons of physical therapy to prevent shoulder pain

Now I just deadhang from a bar for 1 minute at a time 10 times a week (about 3 sets every other day)

Much more effective and time-efficient than anything else I've tried

I've heard the narrative from some of my extended family that "when they expand the IRS, the new employees will have to practice by auditing simpler tax returns from poorer Americans for several years"

I feel like there's a lot of places in the chain of logic for a disconnect to hide

Momo had surgery and Appa is still somehow stealing the spotlight

"quantum mechanics teaches us th-"

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Helm charts are the C macro preprocessor of k8s

It's basically text manipulation with no understanding of the syntax or type constraints of the manifest that it's generating

It just occurred to me that the name "Netflix" is like "flicks" (British word for movies) over the "net" (internet)

What a great name 🤯

Cat with outer eyelids open and inner eyelids closed

Cats have 3 eyelids so that they can roll all 3 at once

The popularity of the prenup is evidence that marriage is not "just a religious institution"

Why are there so many legally enforceable obligations that go along with it?

Student: why does printf do %d for integers and %f for doubles? That seems reversed

Me: the 70s were a wild time 🙃

Bluesky doesn't have DMs so are we just supposed to @ people out loud?

@scotttherobot.bsky.social did you get your private pilots license?

Object oriented bash

It works!

Ha yes - I've always considered myself a "business office trucker"

Any recommendations for noise canceling headsets?

There is no good kbbq in SLO so I'm just going to do it myself 🤑

My 10yo nephew swears that the fastest way to solve a rubiks cube is to start with the red side first. He says he tested it himself by trying with all the different different sides.

I'm very annoyed that he reached this conclusion with such confidence, but I admire his process.

Train

Someone please take me to NUMTOT bluesky - I need to know who's posting the best train pics on main

Hellow bluesky

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