Jesse Watters is an animatronic machine. They switch it on every day, and it's controlled by a FN producer with a laptop.

If you summarized Christ's life (in a minute to account for limited attention-span) for Trump, he'd call him a "sucker".

The guy who confused "incursion" with "excursion"?

The guy who thinks that asylum-seekers escaped from asylums?

Oh, he's stupid enough for anything.

Usha Vance is complicit

We're seriously closing in on him testing his Fifth Avenue theory.

The University of Michigan would be fortunate to have her!!

Sometimes you know it's a milkshake duck before the first quack

Nevada now??

Man, this salt-of-the-earth lady certainly gets around!

He failed to negotiate the purchase of a donut, ffs

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More like he got to 2 and forgot what he was doing

The undead do not age

has failed

And it only cost a few dozen billion dollars!

I wonder if there were any amazingly successful and lucrative wagers made

One guy was shot in the leg and survived.

Difficult for cult members to self-deprogram.

Get your TDaP while you still can!

It would be a complete demo and rebuild. And it would need a sewage treatment facility, since the original one just flushed raw sewage directly into SF Bay.

Price tag much higher than $2b... and good luck staffing it.

Ol' Dotard J. Trump: All the best ideas!

Every accusation is a confession

every. f*cking. one.

🤔

Sheriffs are politicians first.

No elected official should be an apex law enforcement official.

Trump posture

Possibly. He would have developed different strengths, probably be a bit quicker, and he'd still be just shy of 7 feet tall.

And backpay?

Photo of a child who lost both his arms to an attack by pit-bulls

This child will grow up armless, but please tell me how loving your pittie is

Playing that invisible concertina like a madman!

...which he is

Isn't he required to disclose it?

I found a baby bird. What do I do? At some point, nearly everyone who spends time outdoors finds a baby bird—one that is unable to fly well and seems lost or abandoned. Your first impulse may be to help the young bird, but in the great...

Sometimes, they're on the ground on purpose
www.allaboutbirds.org/news/i-found...

Hegseth stands like he just grew arms yesterday