Anyone wanna play with my high ass on stream? I'm extraaaa sensitive☆ #gooner #horny #happy420 #joystick #chaturbate

CoffeeButton - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv Happy 420! Distract me while i play hello kitty and hit the nicotine vape~

I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv

Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #hairy #chubby #horny #queer #masturbation

#tits #goonette #goonsky #nsfwsky #shower #bbw #nipples #hairy

Like this view? Gonna have a private wet t-shirt contest in my shower <3

Not that spicy, but this is one of my fav pics~ One of the few times i wear a skirt <3
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gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

A public trash receptacle with the words BLOW JOB graffiti-ed on it

guerrilla marketing

We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

6 Warehouse fires in 5 states in the past few days!

Ive heard that warehouses/storefronts where they dont pay livable wages are more prone to spontaneous fires
Its such an interesting, yet mysterious phenomenon

going around tiktok rn

CoffeeButton - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv I need to be edged and teased, wanna goon with me?

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cookie monster but with eyes replaced with the mars eclipse

this did not turn out the way i envisioned

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

sure didn't expect to see this on JP news.

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$2 million per ship

to cross a Strait that was FREE 6 weeks ago.

Let us be VERY CLEAR TRUMP DID NOTHING TO MAKE THIS BETTER.

HE OF COURSE MADE IT WORSE.

#25thAmendment

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Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Man it sure would be a pity if people flooded J.K. Rowling's hate fund with fake applications, I hope no one does that.

jkrwf.org/check-eligib...

yep T_T My deaf ass finally contacted representatives and did actually get staffers to leave messages. (i hate phone calls, the captioning is slow at best, A.I. at worst) But the emails didn't feel like enough for the general hearing people.

Outside of somehow gaining superpowers, i did what i can

I never thought I’d be sharing anything from Tucker Carlson: If orders come to use a weapon of mass destruction on Iran, say no. Refuse. Resign if you have to. “I’m not carrying it out.” That’s how serious this is.

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

The Five Calls app now has a script for you about not committing genocide in Iran. Please call and leave messages to your Reps and Senators.

5calls.org

Democratic Senators & Congressmen/women need to be in DC right now, standing together on the steps of the Capitol, telling the United States and the international community that you are impeaching this lunatic.
Pass or fail this is necessary. Now.
Also:

How about you and the other congresspeople do their fuckin job and remove this toddler tantrum, unfit for office, genocidal maniac? That's a thought???

While regular americans are trying to survive, y'all are having VACATIONS????

DO YOUR JOB, REPRESENT THE PEOPLE'S NEEDS!

Y'all Come Eat! 🤪❤️

CoffeeButton - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv Oops, i need a hand getting off! Had a procedure and soooo horny since i couldn't jerk off!

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I posted an update on @joystick.tv No stream tonight y'all, my...

No stream tonight y'all, my hand looks like i fisted Chester Cheetah.

Might be able to do one in a few days if y'all actually take over and get me off via my toy.

Actually funny April Fool joke

Yeah going to the moon for the first time in my lifetime is pretty cool but you ever sue the fuck out of a slimebag President

ICE Is Criminalizing Clothing To Keep Families Apart

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈