but ten minutes? i would contact the author

add a pinch or two of white sugar or a splash of sherry

we have not quite matched humanity’s capacity for profound suffering…yet!

so is keir starmer in trouble for not vetting an appointment who ended up being in the epstein files? never thought i’d be jealous of british politics

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
AND THEN I REST A BIT
AND THEN I GET UP & WALK AROUND

oh don’t you remember that art piece that was the big robotic arm that was vacuuming up or spraying some kind of lubricant in a really existential way

we have not quite matched humanity’s capacity for profound suffering…yet!

i think if i lay completely still for two weeks it will get better

left knee is overextended, very uncomf, like i have old barbie leg syndrome

transparency now!

it could have been dill pickle aspic

dread pirate roberts

mfw ibogaine mentioned

agh lol kristyn sinema is an ibogaine lobbyist now

what’s that

pray tell

if skip is going to do one thing, it’s to cook eggs beyond recognition

oh dear

i was just wondering how to het my hands on a Zagat’s

walking into a restaurant after calling to make a reservation, sitting down, and eating inside

imagine going to the bank IRL, sending bills in the mail, calling grandma on the landline

a grey twilit sky, framed by blackened trees, with venus shining in the upper left and a slightly pinked crescent moon with the corners facing up making a little mimimimi smile

venus and the moon were making an extremely coy face last night

congratulations to you and your loved ones

love your piggy wiggy mitzy mouse

*a lot of

they are really begging of lot of god’s grace aren’t they

find somebody who disdains you the way julia child disdains purple potatoes. ‘horrible little things’

i’m just chewing on a piece of hay and saying garsh

Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey) YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom

be right back, adding a few pennies to Mamdani's next royalty check

How awesome is this catchy beat that uplifts Nani??

white boy DESTROYS at rap battle with cherubic rendition of P.M. Dawn‘s ‘Memory Bliss’

its too much

he definitely has some Opinions