Happy Weed Number Day! Today I am remembering the horrific time I had operating Vancouver 420 that one year because every single other person involved was too fucking useless to do any work and thought magical weed elves made it happen

Nah, it was me

Man, it's been so long since I watched this show that I straight up forgot Landry killed someone

I think that just makes you an antique

Well, I would keep reading my book but it's got TOO INTENSE so obviously the antidote is high melodrama set against the backdrop of a small town where everyone is impossibly good-looking

FINE, I will watch all of Friday Night Lights again

Huh, interesting. Maybe I haven't tried a strong enough edible? I'll have to do some experiments 😀

Edibles mostly knock me out into dreamless sleep but I could also eat a small amount of cheese before bed and have weird cheese dreams instead

I went off the weed for a bit because I dream more without it in my system but so far all my dreams have been me doing pointless busywork at jobs I no longer have and being haunted by the mediocre men I used to fuck

Some anxieties and traumas never fade

Honestly, I'd be more surprised if Kash Patel *wasn't* drinking on the job

Omg this site has to stop showing me photos of dead dogs

Truly I read science fiction for the fiction, not the science

Reading the first six books in The Expanse in five days is making my brain hurt (in a good way, I think) and despite all the space battles with alien proto-goo, real life is still more unbelievable

Oh, did that kid who smashes his face with a hammer OD on a livestream? Colour me shocked

This is an absolutely delightful Harry Nilsson album

#nowplaying
#vinyl
#popeye

Like… what???

Men are so fucking gross

So I haven't minded Bag of Bones but I don't think we Constant Readers needed so many descriptions of the 40-year-old protagonist's erections, have him sexually interfere with a 21-year-old widowed mom, or have so much grossly described sex with ghosts

Okay! 😀

Look, Trump can't pardon shit if he dies in office

*wink wink nudge nudge*

I'm two weeks into my crazy pills and I don't feel any less crazy. BUT I also don't feel any more crazy, so win?

Sure have been sleeping a lot though, which could be the side effect of meds or a COMPLETELY RATIONAL response to the state of the world

Can't think about it too much, I'll go crazy

I once dated a guy who almost ruptured my eardrum after hitting me, then was "upset" about it, he cried & threatened to stab himself so I had to confiscate all the knives in the house & stay up all night to make sure he was okay. I stayed 2 more years with him

This whole week reminds me of that

Sometimes you just gotta cut up a book and make poems out of it

#poetry
#poems
#okaybutitisbetterthanai

When I hear about someone threatening to destroy an entire civilization, truly my first thought is about someone laughing maniacally while jizzing into a tube sock so now you get to think about that too, you're welcome

#worldpolitics
#usa
#politics
#worsttimeline

The last point on the 75-point list I made

The world is terrible but at least I amuse myself

Omg I found another book my brain will let me read

The nice thing about only getting into Stephen King a couple years ago is that I have so much new-to-me stuff to read

The bad part is the endings to his books. It's always aliens or demons

I will never stop being sad that Phillip Seymour Hoffman is gone

I know fucking nothing about space. I didn't realize humans were headed to the moon again until I saw a random live feed yesterday

How come I know every word Trump farts out of his mouth but somehow missed this? Is it the media? Is it me? Both?

All I know is I'd *much* rather hear about space

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

In that case… hmm, while I personally have no faith left in politics, I hope it goes well for the party and they get more votes in the future. They picked a smart person with name recognition & I hope that propels folks to re-engage with the party

I am happy to kvetch about it here if that helps bring balance to the Force 😆