Surely that level of head jerk is only going to seriously impact someone who is quite frail? Basically every header you go up for has more impact than that.

We had a 3 minutes stoppage with concussions checks and everything for this. Absolutely embarrassing.

How about a half and half variant of this with a cock and balls at the other end?

I've never seen anyone wearing one but they've been on sale as long as I can remember.

Perhaps the poor mobile signal in Elland Road means people need a low-tech way of looking at tits in an emergency.

Please excuse me while I buy an Amstrad on ebay

PHWOOAAAAAARRRRR!

Rosenior definitely needs another season in the job to fully get his ideas across. Not seeing any respect for the ball in this performance.

We recorded it this morning, so all done. Time to give my eardrums a rest.

Great spot.

Delighted we still favour the 2 fingers. Bastions of tradition.

Michael Carrick here #lufc

#ALAW #lufc #Leeds

No sleep for me tonight

Missing some hyphens, I think?

I take back what I said about Sunderland's disgraceful performance at Elland Road last month.
Great bunch of lads.
#lufc

Good to see the Leicester bloke covering other teams

Wow. Straight off the training ground, that one.

Exactly! The Burnley player, apparently

Reposting in honour of Leicester's result. Looking bleak for them down there. Which is very sad, obviously.

Oh, I know, it's just interesting how it has blended a real location with some made up bollocks.

That's Headrow House

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Fake AI “influencer” using Leeds as a vehicle to push far right politics. Don’t believe anything you see online these days. #LUFC

My employment was too steady, if anything. Couldn't get made redundant if I tried (which I did).

"Are you totally sure about the design of these railway medals? You don't think they look a bit..."

Just watched it. He's a good bloke, isn't he? One of my favourites.

We've just recorded propaganda (out tomorrow, because of reasons) and he's made it in