just laughed over my own stupid reply I made last year it's so over

can I be the next dalai lama I tjink that would be funny

one day closer to my inevitable death (getting a job)

maybe I should get into art

one of my laptop fans started making a horrifying scraping noise
so I cleaned the laptop
and it was still making the horrifying scraping noise
so I ordered replacement fans online
and it stopped making the horrifying scraping noise

go fast you fucking fat idiot
- sonic the edgehog

guys did you know that in Slovakia there is at least 2 people

i've returned to my favorite operating system

You have been automatically opted-in to a behavioural experiment codenamed JACK. To opt-out, please reply with "JACK OFF". Thank you for understanding

NOBODY FUCKIN GETS ME FUCK THIS CHUNGUS LIFE

sometimes I make up things for comedic effect btw

do not go to england
worst mistake of my life

sometimes comedy just comes to me
but replace s with dy

manifesting big riches and beans

what

Vicky here, Managing Director of Socials for Random Týpek. That's right! Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all the new people (2) who have started following the deranged lunatic- I MEAN the FANTASTIC AND FUNNY GUY who is my boss- since my last appearance! Typek gang 4EVA

hmm yes splendid I am still alive and well, even 9 hours later. Shocking innit

hmm yes splendid I am alive and well

being an INFJ is falling in love with random women 8000 km away and then realizing how stupid that prospect is after a month

jokes aside I've rediscovered my love for reading and I couldn't be feeling better rn

read books
go into debt if you need to

kinda funny how no one in the world will ever fully understand me
except for myself

RATed

guess what
your cat just ate a rat
and it's good actually because the rat
was a wanted criminal in 13 states and the rat
forgot that existence is real and it disintegrated the cat
but it's kinda sad now because now the rat
is a wanted criminal in 14 states and the cat
is disinteg

everywhere i go.... i see his face.......

no idea why there's a person named "h" in my cybersec course but he cooking

twitter is like a box of chocolates
you never know when you're gonna give you up
when you're gonna let you down
when you're gonna run around and desert you

went to see a standup but everyone was sitting down
can't have shit in Slovakia

Recipe for Bean Slop

What you'll need:

- Rice
- Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

1. Cook the rice
2. When water is absorbed, add baked beans into pot
3. Wait for the slop to heat up
4. Enjoy!

Image not attached (you're welcome)