Meanwhile, NL East giving NFC East vibes.

Felix Reyes!!!!

Vince McMahon reaction meme with the article headline. JUNKIE WHO STOLE EX-POLICE CHIEFS SEX TOYS TRIED TO VISIT GILGO BEACH SERIAL KILLER FOR BIZARRE SITDOWN

This example was appreciated by me, someone who can write a bit of ugly code to replace really long Excel formulas, but has a lot of tool boxes full of Allen wrenches (and other tools) and knows how to use them.

Same way they came up with rally car racing. Two people needed to get somewhere fast with only one car/sled, right?

If I were a diplomat, you could get me to agree to anything just to avoid having to read his daily wall of text.

Yes, though more likely to become zero.

The Golden Tesla Benz: Inside David Rosenstraus’ EV-Swapped 300CD Tesla-powered 1980 Mercedes 300CD, blending classic W123 elegance with cutting-edge EV performance and AMG-inspired design.

My friend did an EV conversion of Benz a few years back. Similarly dope.

American Mantelpieces: A Carpenter’s Journey Through Architectural Styles — Gary M. Katz Discover American architectural styles and craftsmanship through Gary M. Katz's richly illustrated book on mantelpieces, showcasing history, design, and cultural significance.

Gary Katz has a really cool architecture/carpentry book coming out this Summer.

Eric Adams is a 30 Rock spinoff where Tracy Jordan becomes mayor.

Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.

Additionally, would be an excellent use case of a BlueSky labeler.

Is Licensed to Ill being unranked a sign that Tommy is woke?

Closing paragraph is pure gold.

$6. What a time to be alive.

Email subject: » sent from Ken Martin's iPhone

Jay — I know it's late, but this can't wait. I just got out of an emergency meeting with the DNC budget team. As of 9:55 PM this evening, we're pacing to come up seven percent short of our $500,000 end-of-quarter fundraising goal.

Either Ken Martin and the Democrats have only raised $465,000 this quarter or this is a very confusing email. Either way, this is a shit subject line.

Rhea Seehorn as Ellen Swatello in an elevator with Breckin Meyer as Jared Franklin.

Franklin and Bash

Also, that “flight” on AA is over $1,000.

Greyhound bus options for South Bend to Chicago. Prices between $20 and $27 and total transit time of around 1 hour 10 minutes.

Crazy that you’d think about taking a flight and dealing with airports when Greyhound is quicker (than the posted “flight” time) and doesn’t involve clearing airport security.

Suggest “fixy please”

Twice in one night? From the headlines I’m going to assume driverless car technology is not ready for the real world…<hand to ear piece>…oh really, BOTH had human drivers?

Same for The Martian. It’s obviously woke. Otherwise Jeff Daniels’ character would be a blatant political appointment who’d use Whatney being left behind as a clear failure of the space program and a reason to fully defund NASA.

I insist I have a broken bone, but it’s obviously tendinitis. Dr. Robby yells at me for taking up room in the ED and I leave him in shame. Not even sure how I made it past the waiting room.

The Peacemaker (1997 film) - Wikipedia

JD Vance’s source:

Gif from Wedding Crashers. Kid in Tuxedo yelling “Make me a bicycle, clown”, but “a bicycle” is crossed out and I’ve written in “grapes”.

Live look at my son, multiple times a day.

All-white Fiddler seems fine if that’s the available cast.

Definitely better than all-white Ragtime (with color coded gloves) or “AIDS is too heavy a topic, so let’s talk about diabetes” Rent. Both of those were seen by multiple friends of mine.

We had “dress like a snowman” day this year. No one could figure that one out, so no one participated.

Did I just sing the entirety of “Cat-like tread” upon reading this post? Yes, yes I did.

Missed opportunity to sell some mattresses…

“As I turn out the light and rest my head on my pillow,” a luxuriously soft down, free with any mattress purchase from Casper, “I revel in the comfort…”