turning into a fat weed smoking skunk nerd for 420

happy birthday!!

💦!!!

😵‍💫

happy birthday!!

be right back!

get fatter

get fatter

hypnotic trigger where whenever anyone tells you to get fatter you nonchalantly excuse yourself to stuff your face with 5000 calories before coming back like nothing happened

w-wait hey!! 🐄

“accidentally” splashes you with a bucket of black paint and those paint spots now make up your new bovine body’s pattern

our expenses are blimping up! we’re getting completely force-fed with fees!!

i would think so, we’re like half their business!

when we’re filling the opposite sides of the chili’s booths and our overflowing hips and asses are still in the way for the servers to walk past

turned into a fat walking wake and your trainer caught you with a heavy ball and nicknamed you waddling wake

this snout and lip is so good 👀

oops true~

it has to be awkward when you and your friends turn into cows and you forgot to track which friend has which pattern

happy birthday!!

you’re like a big pudgy bean bag!

who needs the sunrise when you have chocobo ass to see instead

chocobo toxi shaking their tail feathers (you) wobblingly

shakes you wobblingly

my ass just doesnt listen

it’s so easy!

chocobo toxi shaking their tail feathers at you wobblingly

wily’s second, they’re the best two!!

i like road runner cause he’s a cute bird that goes meep meep

💦!!

happy birthday!!