You were right to do it

Four pubs and a football match in Leyton No VAR, some IPA

Perhaps you'd like to read about pubs this afternoon. I know I would. enjoyingpubs.substack.com/p/four-pubs-...

Misery accomplished!

I come on Blue Sky to self promote and for some reason see your nose three times?

I've been to the pub and written about it again

enjoyingpubs.substack.com/p/going-west...

Fair fucks

I've got an AS Level in drama

Impossible to imagine you'll stop at one

It really is journey, not the destination

The very least of what you should be apologising for

Buy a banana so big the self check scales don’t believe it can only be one and force the assistant to come and verify. Become ungovernable.

I thought "Jamie's very quiet" and then remembered you'd moved! It's all for you!

He's not wrong

Two hours of Michelle Visage will now be followed by SEB on Friday nights on Radio 2, which is huge but potentially dangerous news for all kitchen disco-havers. Please remember to hydrate, take regular breaks and start with just a half glass of Proseccybubs

TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE

Me either