We need to stop them immediately

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sometimes I feel like I've experienced all the different kinds of posting that the world had to offer, but then I read something unknown and wonderful. I feel uplifted

I would be madder at the prices at taco bell if they didn't do things like this

they're spending billions of dollars developing foldable screens just to recreate this experience

MC Moon C

thank you government of Saudi Arabia

we need a "games can be about anything even if it's upsetting" movement immediately

idk if you know who Dan is but his parents run a business that does these "cruises" (which are basically just a room block in a larger cruise with events) so it just kinda fell together, nl goes on cruises all the time. it straight up was not a bad idea but i think his anxiety got to him

he seemed legitimately miserable during the announcement so I'm not shocked

it's that easy

Woah oh oh

Unofficial NL VODs (no chat) 2 days ago Just remembered I have free will NORTHERNLION SUPERCRUISE THE ULTIMATE STREAMER CRUISE (Their reservation backed out)

going on the northerlion supercruse to meet Unofficial NL VODs (no chat)

please watch with no context

when I worked at Starbucks, long before AI, we already had ppl ordering caramel drizzle on the outside of the cup. not on the rim, all over the outside. I watched them spend 15 minutes licking their fingers in the lobby before leaving the mess for us to clean. we are not prepared for whats coming

why is every ps5 controller $200

This is just what fantasy is

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

I don't think it's ai. The only ai writing that is this consistent is someone translating their own words to English with ai assistance, and I don't think even that is happening here.

can't believe you've done this

I don't have a sports betting account but I do have something worse (hoyoverse account)

mewgenics notification with info about a cat: Unc has grown old and tired button: OK

I enjoyed Minus One but I think it was a real, lighting in a bottle kind of thing. there was some real stupid shit brewing under the surface of it! I won't be totally shocked if they immediately fuck up their legacy

I don't think he is!

imagining the whales for disney pixel rpg

a Disney-themed extraction shooter was leaked a few days ago and it just fully slid off my brain. my body is refusing to process what that means

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

an entire generation of in-laws

my in laws are gen x and they're awful