It's so he can take the information to his grave, which will hopefully be soon.

Just be careful that you don't release the Epstein files instead, Mr president.

It's like the president took his first poop.

Y'know I hadn't thought of the brilliance of pitting the genders against each other.

Go America

Y'know, while we are rethinking this, how about something most descriptive like The Preponderance of Asshole. Everybody would know who it referred to, without being so garishly self-referential.

A Ceausescu Exit would be more healing.

Education is the cheap defense of nations - Edmund Burke

In 2012, the Texas Republican party sought a platform to remove critical thinking from high school curriculum, accusing that it was just disguised 'value clarification' that was teaching kids *what* to think, not how to think.

At the time it really seemed like they like their voters stupid.

Yeah, me too. They are having a thing, this morning. 'Not enough resources' is what I got, this time.

I can feel the time flying by, from here.

Yeah, what a mind fuck. How will he ever square that circle.

Gosh, what a puzzle.

Delicia. Very cute.

Oh, gosh, I feel so honored. Maybe the trump administration could hold their breath for a couple days.

Thank you

Needs more hamburger.

This isn't politics; this is crime.

Well, y'know, unless they are Chinese. We're not stupid.

Jesus in a fighter jet, glicking school girls is next. This Overton Window swings wide open, now.

Donald 'Ceausescu' Trump

I'm down regulated and done complaining about trump. My knob is stuck on 11 and I'm just praying for a Ceausescu exit... y'know 'in thy mercy'

Must be because he caught Trump with his eyes open.

Ceausescu exit!

Who's that person knocking on the window‽ Wait, don't shoot her; that's my McDonald's. Another person has breeched the White House grounds. We should check that!

The truth is so troubling

That man's is an aging chemistry experiment. This is meth behavior.

Charitably put.

For perspective I'm trying to imagine a Pope who's tough on crime. Yeah! 😒

What, no hat? Is that his campaign he's trying to revive? Did Elon musk pay that person to pray? Everybody wants to know.

I think this has legs

So Trump's jumping the fence. Eew. Where's my sage‽