Dude, that is so totally effed up. It is completely insane how we have to submit claims within 6 months of service and yet they can just decide years down the road that we owe them absurd amounts of money.

That would take some serious ... *puts on sunglasses* ... acrobatics.

I am also back after a three day break but you don't see me making a big deal about it

The main difference between a cannibal and a vegetarian is a cannibal will only tell you they're a humanitarian once.

Read me harder, Daddy!

Are we talking merino wool socks or something even heavier?

A beatboxer? Nah man - I'm an onomatopoet

BuzzFeed's neverending list of embarrassing celebrity moments. Number 2,093,581 will shock you.

Influencer assumed cancer signs was just exhaustion from the grueling work of influencing millions.

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges
me: weigh a head of you

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

There are three Fridays the 13th in 2026, so I'm calling dibs now on using 'Friday The Thirdteenth' for the final one.

Great news: your future doctor is currently using AI to cheat on his homework so he can spend more time watching Mr Beast videos

Where do ghosts shop?

Sheetz

Where do miners shop?

Kohl's

I lost a lot of friends to the rhythm in the 80s

Why are the soup sizes cup or bowl when cup sizes were right there? We could have had a B-cup of chicken noodle or a double-D of beef barley.

“have you read the book” no but i read a funny takedown of it

Leopard: Rawwwr

Snow leopard: A licky boom boom down

Hail Mary, Ryland of Grace,
Rocky is with thee.

Chris is the best!

Politician gives tips on how to save money

day 462 of dressing like Adam Sandler to attract a mate: the mission remains fruitless. still, my basketball shorts flow loosely in the wind.

Curly fries are just slinkies for your throat

Blade RUNNER? Not around the pool, I hope

From what I remember, the "Eighth Wonder of the World" could use a few more exits. I once missed an exit and couldn't turn around for about 30 miles.

I drove through North Carolina on I-95 yesterday and a significant percentage of it was under construction. It seemed like close to 50% but was probably less.

Welcome to North Carolina, the roadwork state.

Looks like you got one of them 1500:1 nits to gnats ratio monitors.

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