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When ppl bring up Gavin Newsom, you can just remind them he dated a 19-year-old when he was the 39-year-old mayor is San Francisco as a quick test to see if they’re worth talking to about his potential candidacy

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

If you don’t, I guarantee the people will.

I do, but yeah that movie was all bangers

a cartoon character with a glowing skeleton behind bars and the words do you have any idea how little that narrows it down Alt: a cartoon character with a glowing skeleton behind bars and the words do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

I know you probably mean Golden, but,

a cartoon girl wearing a yellow hat and floral jacket Alt: a cartoon girl wearing a yellow hat and floral jacket

I keep hearing that song from Kpop Demon Hunters everywhere and I cannot help bop along to it, it's maddening it's so good

my daughter just accidentally punched me in my face and it’s worse than any real punch I’ve ever gotten cos her tiny little kid hand fit right into my eye socket and punched my fukin eyeball, goddamit

‘SPEED RACER’ will be released in IMAX with a 4K digital restoration for one night only on April 20.

"But the graphics..."

Yeah whatever the graphics are really good in this unfinished, buggy game that reviewers spend most of their time talking how it's just like those other games you played already.

I know childhood nostalgia is a pretty bad judge on whether things are actually better now or not, but honestly I think the time before micro-transactions and gambling in video games was "better".

hahahahah ahhaha haaa

a screenshot of lazy bear games twitter account showing it reposting AI generated works of Graveyard keeper posted by the co-founder of the company

And the official developer Twitter account (screenshot from Nitter so I don't need an account to see) reposts his slop too.

He could be using the account himself to boost his own slop but I obviously can't confirm if that's the case

Twitter post of Slava Cherk happily posting his own games art that's been put through an AI image generator to make it simpsons themed while another user named Javi Lopez is praising him for doing so while calling for people to embrace Gen AI

Slava Cherk claiming ChatGPT's image generation is fun while posting a screenshot of his prompts to generate images based on his game stuido "Lazy bear games"

Slava cherk asking for technical help with AI code generation from cursor_AI

Co-founder of Graveyard Keeper dev Lazy Bear Games regularly posts AI art & asks for help with AI gen code

Going as far as feeding his own games art into the slop machine

The game itself is from 2018 so it predates the stuff, but they announced a sequel & I expect it to be full of AI-gen slop

Yesterday, Google chose to remove Doki Doki Literature Club from the Google Play Store. Their explanation is that the game’s content violates their Terms of Service in its depiction of sensitive themes. DDLC is widely celebrated for portraying mental health in a way that meaningfully connects deeply with players around the world, helping them feel heard, understood, and less alone on their journey. Managing to achieve that—making a truly meaningful difference by using the power of fiction to connect to others—is what I’m most grateful for. It inspires me every day to keep making cool new things, things that can really reach others, especially those in need of connection. DDLC is available on many different major platforms, including iOS, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and more. We’re continuing to do everything we can to find a path forward for getting DDLC reinstated on the Google Play Store. Meanwhile, we’re also looking into potential options for alternate methods of distribution on Android devices. We worked hard to bring DDLC to Android, and we’ve gotten to see so much love and enthusiasm from passionate Android users over these past few months. Thank you so much to the community for continuing to express your love and support for DDLC through the years. We’ll keep you updated on the future of DDLC for Android. - Dan Salvato and the Serenity Forge Team

A statement regarding the removal of DDLC from the Google Play Store:

Doki Doki Literature Club is a widely celebrated piece of videogame art, discusses deeply difficult topics in sincere and meaningful ways, and Google Play needs to revert the removal of the game immediately.

The “Other” category on the iPhone piques the interest -and annoyance- of many users as it can consume significant space, often without a clear explanation. But typically it includes data such as streaming artword, partially downloaded files, and messaging app data that happens to linger on your phone even after being deleted. These files don’t fall under any specific category, making them harder to track and clear.

correct, even clearing system cache wont necessarily do it

your plans for revolution are childish and unrealistic, unlike my plan to eat shit in a superpower conflict for no reason

do those plans *also* involve starting (and losing) an unneccesary cold war with China?

deeply embarrassing

Yeah I'll take the Kirby pfp bsky.app/profile/libe...

Kirby avatar: join a local socialist org, read, help what people you can

Liberal Currents: lets start a cold war with China!

I dunno man, seems like the good takes are self evident here

capital L liberals keep getting into fights with people named shit like "dogfartparty" and "oopsleftmyovenon" and getting absolutely torn asunder when their hot ideas continue to be "please vote more!"

how about you Pokemon go fuck yourself buddy that Kirby avatar is much more persuasive

Matt Owens, co-showrunner of seasons one and two of Netflix’s One Piece.

…I feel like I should inform you that this is Matt Owens.

The kind of decision making from a company thats about 6 months away from charging to us to stream our own content on our own network

Calling it: this article about the Plex corporate retreat going very badly is the best thing you’ll read this week

www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...

This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"